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DR. P. Proteus said:
I had the police call me, I figured, "why call them when I could just have them call me", so I returned the favor of repeated, badgering and hilarious phone messages that the horse farm owner had been sending me.

The cop, well, just being a cop, admitted much to me. I had him answering my questions right after he said hello. It took awhile for him to catch on, not sure if he really did.

He didn't tell me anything I didn't already know. Like the owner ain't got a leg to stand on and will have to fight to evict me so I have plenty of time to move the rest of my damn crap I wish I never bought in the first place.

She got all " I'M YOUR LANDLORD YOU HAVE TO WHAT I SAY " which I thought she had in her but thought would keep quiet because I was doing so much for the farm. I think its so funny when people try to subjugate me, even funnier when a woman tries. The look on their faces as they desperately try in vain to assert something that does not even exist.

They ask," Hey, why aren't you afraid of me, your supposed to be afraid of me aren't you, I am the landlord you know right so be afraid please, pleeeeeeease!?"



Landlord? Landlord!!?? LANDLORD!!!??

Those women broke you, they where the 'straw',,you need them,, they need you,, symbiotic relation,,sober up,,
Jeff,,,,,,,,,,,have a beer,,,,:cheers:
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Those women broke you, they where the 'straw',,you need them,, they need you,, symbiotic relation,,sober up,,
Jeff,,,,,,,,,,,have a beer,,,,:cheers:

No Heffe', there was nothing to break, there is nothing I need from them however the farm will go back to ruin.

But yes, the relationship was pure symbiosis and would have worked if the kunt didn't try to get me to do stupid crap and try to assert hand.

Of course I am non-hirable, that's apparent, however, that does not mean I am not a very trustworthy honorable SOB when people meet me on neutral ground. Really, YOU tell ME !??

The reasons for my attitude is because what I have I got by myself and I don't have a problem sharing. Can you say that? I'll bet you a sawbuck you can't. Don't make me prove it, yer feelings will get hurt.

I need to get some tools out of the basement of one of the houses, I will get the cop that called me to escort me down there, when he sees the fuel oil that has been leaking for years he will have no choice but to call it in. He won't have a choice.



That will be the straw. You wait and see. This is gonna be great. I knew the woman was evil but I am finding out that she is way more evil than I thought. Still, she can't do anything but go back to hollering at her scared family and knowing what louse she is.

But yeah, they tried to break me but what do I care? I paid for the use of the land while I was there. Its not like I didn't see it coming, though I sounded like it was a dream you have to remember all the stories I told about these people over the years.
 
Del_ said:
Dr. P. P.,

Your cheese has slid off of your cracker.

Is inane a word?
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If I was stupid I would have listened to you and that would have got me killed because you, like most and like me, are only in for ourselves no matter what.

Asserting dominance is a very human trait although much of it is learned, pre- programmed.

Its something fearful people use to build themselves up. Like a fresh graduate of a forestry course all set with his brand new ISA badge preaching how everybody is a sinner but he has the key to the kingdom.

Like when you give a lunkhead from South Philly a flashlight that hold 6 D batteries and put him in charge of watching the door. There will be times his ego uses whatever little authority he was given, which is far less than he assumed, to crack some dumb SOB's head in.

Like cop behind a badge asserting his pathetic life upon others with force that kills to hide behind some sort of byline that protects him but makes little sense if he was actually going to help somebody.

Like a platinum blonde cougar mortgage broker overcompensating for having to work with men and drives a jet black Audi, vagina shaved smooth, its teeth lay in wait.

Mein Bubbers: My cheese hasn't slid anywhere, I never had any to begin with, cheese is for suckers. I must have said that a million times. Don't you get it? Just look at who these ****toons elected next. Its a damn joke and I am laughing cause you think you have all the words making sense but even if you do it makes little difference.

You are a sick SOB Dan. Someone, like me, who relies on that sort of judgement just to stay alive can always see that. You are very sick, but you also are very good at it. So sick that you outdo me, you really do. Proof of this is all over this site.

Seriously, I am just trying to be funny and write funny things about people but you have a hate so deep it would take another sick SOB to recognize and accurately speculate its origin.

Yes, inane is a word.
 
Oh the drama.
DR. P. Proteus said:
If I was stupid I would have listened to you and that would have got me killed because you, like most and like me, are only in for ourselves no matter what.

Asserting dominance is a very human trait although much of it is learned, pre- programmed.

Its something fearful people use to build themselves up. Like a fresh graduate of a forestry course all set with his brand new ISA badge preaching how everybody is a sinner but he has the key to the kingdom.

Like when you give a lunkhead from South Philly a flashlight that hold 6 D batteries and put him in charge of watching the door. There will be times his ego uses whatever little authority he was given, which is far less than he assumed, to crack some dumb SOB's head in.

Like cop behind a badge asserting his pathetic life upon others with force that kills to hide behind some sort of byline that protects him but makes little sense if he was actually going to help somebody.

Like a platinum blonde cougar mortgage broker overcompensating for having to work with men and drives a jet black Audi, vagina shaved smooth, its teeth lay in wait.

Mein Bubbers: My cheese hasn't slid anywhere, I never had any to begin with, cheese is for suckers. I must have said that a million times. Don't you get it? Just look at who these ****toons elected next. Its a damn joke and I am laughing cause you think you have all the words making sense but even if you do it makes little difference.

You are a sick SOB Dan. Someone, like me, who relies on that sort of judgement just to stay alive can always see that. You are very sick, but you also are very good at it. So sick that you outdo me, you really do. Proof of this is all over this site.

Seriously, I am just trying to be funny and write funny things about people but you have a hate so deep it would take another sick SOB to recognize and accurately speculate its origin.

Yes, inane is a word.
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If you would had listened to me you would be dead?

Ben why all of the ********?
 
I been having a blast I think everyone here is wondering wtf hearing my accent. I'm working hard to sort out the paperwork and details of my employment here and be a team member. Once i get sorted i'll post up some picks of some of the area.
 
Del_ said:
Oh the drama.


If you would had listened to me you would be dead?

Ben why all of the ********?
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You don't really want an answer to your first question and if I did you would try to pass it off as something unimportant in defense. You'd lie and attempt subversion which is a natural reaction for people with cheese and crackers, they try so hard not to let slide around to much.



You second question? Yeah, that's what I have been asking.


You are just another one of those people I described, having to "hide" behind some sort of thing, sanctifying yourself to yourself with seemingly proper proverbs and doings and of course, the badges of supposed recognition and authority, spending a lifetime building yourself up to look a certain way, indignant to anyone that would question you, always on the side of presumed righteousness...

Danny, get over yourself you silly. Face it. Like most people, you go around in earnest but I think the whole thing is inane. Don't get mad at me.

Now, just forget all that, put a smile on yer face or just knob off back to trolling the political forum you psycho ass ************!
 
Benny I'm not mad at you.

Don't hate you, either.

You worked for me for a few months 27 or 28 years ago, about 1990 I believe.

If I remember right you left of your own accord.

Why all of this angst almost three decades later?

You need to get your mind right and move on.
 
Del_ said:
Benny I'm not mad at you.

Don't hate you, either.

You worked for me for a few months 27 or 28 years ago, about 1990 I believe.

If I remember right you left of your own accord.

Why all of this angst almost three decades later?

You need to get your mind right and move on.
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What the hell are you talking about!!?? I am just talking about these ****ing horse chicks KNOWN CRAZY ANGRY BITCHES. Don't come and tell me my " cheese has slid" or I will prove that you are just as nuts.

Seriously, ****. What you think is happening is happening but just not in the way you think it is happening.

Yes, its true, and just like these horse bitches, if I had done what they said, done it the way they said and done it when they said it then there was a chance I would get hurt or dead. If my mind wasn't right I would have done them instead of refusing. If my mind wasn't right I would not be aware of the dangers or the hypocrisy or the power play or the true reason we do what we do.

Jesus! You are looking for an answer from the past!? No! Sure, there are lessons to be remembered and not forgotten but this is today and these horse bitches are rampant.

I had a set of platinum blondes in matching jet black Audi's corralled at a 4 way stop sign. One ran the sign, the other right up my ass . I suppose I could be construed as inane or crazy to do what I did. I mean to stand in an intersection pleading them to keep their shaved vaginas and hair bleach away from me like they were Nazi's could very well be a crazy person does. I just did it cause it was fun.

I'ma jump and kick it in my jet black Audi
Niggahs getting KILLED when they crowd me.

Ya'll wanna hear the rest or maybe I should play a new song like Big Rectifier? Just wrote it!

I really was out in the middle of an intersection on my knees praying for Allah to banish the shaved and overly parfumed vaginas and replaced them with true stinking vaginas.
 
ropensaddle said:
I been having a blast I think everyone here is wondering wtf hearing my accent. I'm working hard to sort out the paperwork and details of my employment here and be a team member. Once i get sorted i'll post up some picks of some of the area.
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What kind of work you doing out there rope?
 
My friend, from way way back has a recording studio in NY. I told him I want to come up to record a song, he told me one of his relatives lives in Laurel and hired Sussex T
Del_ said:
Benny I'm not mad at you.

Don't hate you, either.

You worked for me for a few months 27 or 28 years ago, about 1990 I believe.

If I remember right you left of your own accord.

Why all of this angst almost three decades later?

You need to get your mind right and move on.
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" The past is prologue"


One time the horse farm owner's 23 year old son was making an attempt to apologize for snapping at me over something that never happened. Well, it might have happened but not in the way he had thought it did.

I allowed him to attempt to apologize and in doing so he said something like : Well, you know how people are don't you?"

After catching my breath I asked him if he was ready to get into an existential conversation with me. After explaining what existential meant he quoted some stupid adage that his bawss liked to go around saying, something like, " No worries, its just how it goes."

After catching my breath over that joke of a philosophy, I told him that his mom thought he looked like Richard Gere and even though I am not homosexual I still might **** Richard Gere and sent him back to whatever he does to build himself up into something serious rather than all these jokes he is living. He sure does a lot of serious things all of which are jokes.

The thing that is not so easy to see is that even though he did serious things and took himself very seriously he had already admitted that "people" are in fact jokes.

Don't believe me? Let's go back to the top: He said, " You know how people are don't you?"

While my answer wasn't a yes or no it was still very direct and to the point because I do know how people are. They are so serious that its a joke.

Take Donald Trump for an example and if you need more than that I would have to say STOP PRETENDENING!

Stoned Henge circa 1990:



Disclaimer: I spelt 'pretending' wrong on purpose but the reason I did has no bearing on anything relative to the topic. What is the topic?
 
In order for me to get that pit bull from charging me I had to lay down on my back for him. I would never do that for a human.

Funny how the dog won even though his front was quite eminent.

Everybody up there is just pretending cause they know truth ain't gonna exactly set them liars and cheats free.

One girl thinks she is a bad ass because she can ride a horse. Ought to see her drive a motor vehicle.


Hell, they all are like that.
 
So before anyone thinks that " they broke me" or I got myself into a situation and lost: I say I hung ten on pretty big breaker, rode the tunnel, pretty sure there was a sexual encounter with a smelly snapper or two, and now I am safely back on shore.

The amount of crap I dumped on that farm was worth the work I put in.

Not only that but also everybody at the farm knows the truth when she says that she " kicked me out " .

They kept telling her she better come have a calm sit down with me. Everybody knows her MO but I did kind of think since she was getting what she wanted she would play fair ball. Granted, a calm sit down with me is not going to be calm but there is to be no arguing or talking over people or funny business. Plus at her age I would have though she would have learned that real power does not come from the ego.

AND.... ***** gonna have to start eviction process on somebody that pretty much is a ghost, a smart ghost so I know I am safe. I still have stuff up there and am not worried in the least.


Now, yes, if the woman would have played fair ball I would have set up really nice up there and yes it would have been a lot of work. I found an old mesh tarp I was going to use to cover the tennis court in the summer and have 16 foot truck box for my tool boxes and a greenhouse and a groundhog skinning table and was going to take people of groundhog hunting safari where you get up on the dump truck with yer semi automatic sub machine gun and roll up on the them out in the fields.

Break me!!?? Jeff, come on, I'm The Dan, you better get yer meathooks off of Him.
 
DR. P. Proteus said:
So before anyone thinks that " they broke me" or I got myself into a situation and lost: I say I hung ten on pretty big breaker, rode the tunnel, pretty sure there was a sexual encounter with a smelly snapper or two, and now I am safely back on shore.

The amount of crap I dumped on that farm was worth the work I put in.

Not only that but also everybody at the farm knows the truth when she says that she " kicked me out " .

They kept telling her she better come have a calm sit down with me. Everybody knows her MO but I did kind of think since she was getting what she wanted she would play fair ball. Granted, a calm sit down with me is not going to be calm but there is to be no arguing or talking over people or funny business. Plus at her age I would have though she would have learned that real power does not come from the ego.

AND.... ***** gonna have to start eviction process on somebody that pretty much is a ghost, a smart ghost so I know I am safe. I still have stuff up there and am not worried in the least.


Now, yes, if the woman would have played fair ball I would have set up really nice up there and yes it would have been a lot of work. I found an old mesh tarp I was going to use to cover the tennis court in the summer and have 16 foot truck box for my tool boxes and a greenhouse and a groundhog skinning table and was going to take people of groundhog hunting safari where you get up on the dump truck with yer semi automatic sub machine gun and roll up on the them out in the fields.

Break me!!?? Jeff, come on, I'm The Dan, you better get yer meathooks off of Him.
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This is like my old high school english, interpret the writings of some drug addled author and write an essay about it.

So here we go:

You're banging the horsey ladies and got caught. The wife's mad at you, the horsey ladies are now mad at you and you're trying to juggle 14 balls in the air at the same time.

Close?
 

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