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What's worse, watching Kelly Ripa or getting a prostate exam?

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  1. challenger

    challenger ArboristSite Guru

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    I'll take a digit to my donut to being forced to watch Kelly Ripa. What in the world are people thinking?
    BTW I got introduced to her and Ryan Seacrest totally by mistake. It's like watching two vehicles heading toward each other. I couldnt look away. But I learn quick.

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    My wife watches that mess sometimes, I would rather have a prostate exam, it only hurts for a second.

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    Gotta agree with ya's on this one. Most definetly rather have the Prostate tickled the hear Ripa cackle.
     
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    I guess she hasn't scarred the emotions of many here the way she has scarred me. Seeing people like her getting enough viewers to keep her on the air makes me really question the intellectual capacity of many American. Cough, your wife excluded obviously . She and Seacrest are two peas in a pod. By that I mean you could take both of their brains and drop them into a gnats ass and it would sound like two peas being dropped into a shoe box.
    These shows make my buttocks throb like someone has beat me with a baseball bat. Kelly Ripa, Seacrest, Kathy Lee Gifford, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar et AL. Good googly moogly, can it get any LESS intilectually stimulating? Those few women alone, Seacrest included , have probably accounted for more flaccid penises than diabetes has in all recorded history .
    To beat this dead horse more better I ask what's with Kelly Ripa? I hear her higschool yearbook voted her most likely to develop into an adult women with the body of a 12 year old boy. I'm not usually in favor of people getting their bodies augmented but if a gofundme was started so she could get a set of bolt ons I would donate.

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    I bet her husband has a chainsaw all warmed up and ready to cut. If not her throat his own. Can you imagine waking up to that? Coyote escape comes to mind.

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    I don't watch any of that crap or any junk like it; neither does my wife.

    Only so many breaths in one's Life. I don't want to explain to St. Peter why I wasted time watching Ms Ripa
     
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    I have a woman Dr. :happy:25 years younger than me :clap:
     
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    She was on a soap opera I watched for years. She had a few more pounds on her then and she was scrumptious.
     
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    You watch soap operas???? That explains a lot
     
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    I watched All my Children for years.

    We had a housekeeper who watched it every day, and since she made lunch, we watched it with her. Got hooked.
     
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    Nanny gate. Was she an illegal immigrant
     
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    She was German. She told us stories about doing the "Heil Hitler" in grade school.
     
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    Nobody will outwork a ww2 vintage German woman! Polish women are a close second
     
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    Some things are better kept to yourself. Admitting that you watched soap operas isn't going to bolster your position on this forum any...:innocent:

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    Not nearly enough meat on the bone. An annoying as all get out. I'd rather get the prostate exam, get a tooth filled, and then go visit with my ex-wife.
     
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    And Groundie-stick with the Canucks. You only think you know the US of A.
     
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