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Why Husqvarnas are a like a Mattel Toy......

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.....just like the Stoner rifle when they first came around was perceived as being. Now a Stihl is like a good first gen Erector Set in comparison. Using the rifle analogy Andreas Stihl's progeny is more like the old M-14...even a M1 Garand for the most part. Truly the staunch Mauser of ***.

How many analogies can be made between the two? I can think of a few (Stihl Vitamin Husky Aspirin)....

  1. Stihl is like a 426 SuperBee. Husky a '74 Pinto
  2. Stihl: Mario Andretti. Husky: Danica Patrick
  3. Stihl: Butter Toasted Sourdough from a Texas Bakery with a thin Ribeye between the slices. Husky stale raisin bread spritzed with with diet soy butter spray.
  4. Stihl: Epoxy Paint. Husky: Watercolors and crayons.
  5. Stihl: Rottweiler. Husky: Chiawawa.
  6. Stihl: Corona. Husky: Miller Lite.
  7. Stihl: Grizzly. Husky: Koala.
  8. Stihl: T-Rex. Husky one of them dinosaur birds.
  9. Stihl: ACDC. Husky: Midnight Oil.
  10. Stihl: Cannon. Husky: Tater Blaster.
 

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  • Stihl Thunder and Lightning. Husky Rainbows and Lollypops.
  • Stihl Hog Roast and Kegger. Husky Wheatgrass Juice sprinkled with sea salt.
  • Stihl Super Swamper Mudgrips. Husky My Little Pony Flip Flops.
  • Stihl Bowling. Husky Croquet.
  • Stihl Lyle Alzado. Husky Dennis Rodman.
  • Stihl Einstien. Husky Owsley.
  • Stihl Reagan. Husky Clinton.
  • Stihl Hank Williams Jr. Husky Billy Ray Cyrus.
  • Stihl Sandwich. Husky Crouton.
  • Stihl Legendary. Husky Orange.
 
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