Wood Thief!

[unclemoustache]

Some dirtball got into my shop this morning and stole a few armloads of wood. Loaded them up into his truck, and took them over to his house and is burning it right now. I guess his wife was upset that he had run out of burnable wood before the end of the season, and he knew that I still had some junk wood and saw scraps in there. Still, it's nice to have a fire in the stove again. Been without for a couple weeks, but last night's 20 degrees warrented the theft. We feel much cosier now. :msp_tongue:


Actually, I think I may have suffered a bit of loss, but I can't tell/remember. There was a space on one of my green piles that looked like it had some missing, but I can't remember if I was still stacking there or not. At least it wasn't much, if it was stolen. I'd be angry if they stole a lot!

 

[tex]

Sounds like maybe you know who it is? He knew you at least. Anything else missing?

 

[Arbonaut]

11 deg F this morn. Windy lately too. Gotta keep mama warm. After all the noodlin' this morn, I'm also a dirtball.

 

[flyboy553]

Some dirtball got into my shop this morning and stole a few armloads of wood. Loaded them up into his truck, and took them over to his house and is burning it right now. I guess his wife was upset that he had run out of burnable wood before the end of the season, and he knew that I still had some junk wood and saw scraps in there. Still, it's nice to have a fire in the stove again. Been without for a couple weeks, but last night's 20 degrees warrented the theft. We feel much cosier now. :msp_tongue:


Actually, I think I may have suffered a bit of loss, but I can't tell/remember. There was a space on one of my green piles that looked like it had some missing, but I can't remember if I was still stacking there or not. At least it wasn't much, if it was stolen. I'd be angry if they stole a lot!

I'm gonna take a wild guess here, and say that your wifey has this particular angry speech memorized and uses it year after year after year after..... After all, it seems to be a spring rite at the Unk residence!!

You had it coming! lol

Ted

 

[tex]

Boy, I really missed that one...:confused2:

 

[tbow388]

Along comes

Now in a few weeks we are going to hear.

"were having baby number 32":msp_tongue::msp_tongue:

 

[brenndatomu]

Low down dirty rotten sh##faced dirtball! :hmm3grin2orange:

Least he was jus taken what he needed to keep warm, not like sellin it fer drug moneys...:msp_razz:

 

[hanniedog]

Well you do have that Richard Dasterdly look going on.

 

[Grandriverrat]

I would be waking up your avatar and get him to kicking some ass. Then I would send the wife out to the woods to bring you home some more wood!

 

[unclemoustache]

Boy, I really missed that one...:confused2:

That's all right - you're from Michigan. It's still pretty cold up there. I'll 'splain it to ya:

I'm the thief. Took some wood from my shop to put in my house to make the wife happy. Now we're all happy!

 

[Gavman]

Least you didn't die:msp_wink:

Harry Reems, male lead in

 

[brenndatomu]

That's all right - you're from Michigan. It's still pretty cold up there. I'll 'splain it to ya:

I'm the thief. Took some wood from my shop to put in my house to make the wife happy. Now we're all happy!

I would think if ya wanted to make the wife happy, you'd take your wood and....awww, never mind. :msp_rolleyes: How old is the youngest now?

 

[SpiralAcacia]

Least you didn't die:msp_wink:

Harry Reems, male lead in

Well there goes another great artist. Some would miss him DEEPLY !
(sorry)

Pancreatic cancer is bad bad news.

SA

 

[gunny100]

Some dirtball got into my shop this morning and stole a few armloads of wood. Loaded them up into his truck, and took them over to his house and is burning it right now. I guess his wife was upset that he had run out of burnable wood before the end of the season, and he knew that I still had some junk wood and saw scraps in there. Still, it's nice to have a fire in the stove again. Been without for a couple weeks, but last night's 20 degrees warrented the theft. We feel much cosier now. :msp_tongue:


Actually, I think I may have suffered a bit of loss, but I can't tell/remember. There was a space on one of my green piles that looked like it had some missing, but I can't remember if I was still stacking there or not. At least it wasn't much, if it was stolen. I'd be angry if they stole a lot!

what fen ass holes

 

[unclemoustache]

 

[FlyingDutchman]

I had a wood thief systematically clean me out over the entire winter. He or she must have been picking 3-4 times a day and must used my wheel barrow to keep it inconspicuous.

 

[unclemoustache]

I had a wood thief systematically clean me out over the entire winter. He or she must have been picking 3-4 times a day and must used my wheel barrow to keep it inconspicuous.

Sneaky stinker.
You ever catch him? I’d make him split and stack all your wood for the next year.