What would your chainsaw say if it could talk to you?

[almondgt]

Let me be the first to reply to my own post.........My chainsaw would say holy heaven, why are you sweating, I did all the work!...........:chainsawguy:

If this is a dumb post, don't anyone reply

 

[056kid]

It would probably spout something vulgar and demeaning. .

 

[dingeryote]

Lots of #####ing about Bungee cords.

Stay safe!
Dingeryote

 

[PB]

"Hey!! Don't put your #### in there!"

 

[jrr344]

My saw would say something racist about the color of my skin.

 

[WoodyWoodsWood]

You smell like another saw. Where have you been?

 

[Bob Wright]

Mine would say i am sure glad i am in your garage...Bob

 

[logging22]

Thank you sir for the well taking care of me and the Stihl Ultra mixed at 50:1. It is my favorite. Oh, and for the clean air filter every day. You rule.

 

[woodgrenade]

Hello

 

[promac850]

My McCulloch would probably call me a :censored: and :censored: for kicking it around when it wouldn't run... and for sitting unused for about 10 or so years... then probably would say thank you for cutting firewood with me or something like that.

 

[CGC4200]

Let me be

If I let one sit for over a month, that is what I hear.
Cranked the Mak-Dolly 520 DCS earlier today, it tried to
jerk back and dislocate joints until nursed with prime & TLC.
Poulans are similar in cool weather, the Husqvarna 55 is exception (has decomp).

 

[Anthony_Va.]

Sawtroll's saw would say: "We need to talk. I'm leaving you because we never go out anymore. Whats wrong with me that you don't like anymore? Is it my sideways balance? We're through!"

 

[Stihl-Pioneer]

I need another friend. Please go find me one.:sinister:

 

[mweba]

If you take my top off one more time................................

 

[logging22]

If you take my top off one more time................................

:Eye::Eye:

 

[rms61moparman]

HEY DUMMY!


When is the next GTG?
Why do you cut so much wood but never have enough???


Mike

 

[bigbadbob]

WTF?? You brought another one home!!!

 

[ckelp]

the orange piece of crap is touching me!!!
and they would be making raciest comments to the poulan
also my new 020T would say how she got raped by the previous owner, fell from a tree and then put on a shelf to sit there and rot with old gas in it

after all that they would call me a dirt bag

BTW dose anyone have handles for a 020T i need the side and trigger handles and the chain brake leaver that they are not using?

 

[jimdad07]

Touch my throttle. A little more...oh yeah, that's the spot.......oh....oh....vrooooom..vrooooooooooooooom, you are my daddy.

 

[FATGUY]

I wanna live my days out disassembled in a cardboard box in the machine shop with the rest of my brethren....