Craigslist laughs

[stihlaficionado]

free practice cutting tree down (toledo)

Date: 2012-09-12, 2:31PM EDT
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if u wanna practice cutting down trees,
I have a mulberry that u could practice on AND u can keep what u want and practice burning or even selling firewood....calls only....419-810-5690...yea, u get it

"Practice burning..." :monkey:

 

[stihlaficionado]

the link has expired, but the post basically said "will come split your wood for free, just doing it for the exercise. Do require $15 per cord for my gas expenses and to buy a maul and wedges. Or I can use your equipment."

This is my first post by the way, I thought this ad was funny because I had a longstanding craigslist ad for charging to split wood by the hour and this guy wanted to do it for 15 a cord!

I scan the local craigslist pretty often and its just hilarious the stuff people post as free "firewood" as if there is no distinction between firewood and scrapwood

Welcome to AS

 

[haveawoody]

D&B Mack,

LOL.
I posted one here about a month ago about someone with 4 quart of wood for sale.
I emailed him and asked how much if i took the entire gallon of wood

 

[Customcuts]

Ultra creep

. . . . because he needs the MONEY !

This ad just screams CREEP!

 

[D&B Mack]

. . . . Because he needs the money !

this ad just screams creep!

wtf?

.... Teach your child portuguese

 

[aaronmach1]

. . . . because he needs the MONEY !

This ad just screams CREEP!

what a creeper! :msp_scared:

 

[rullywowr]

Tree Stump Table - Only $99

Here is a good one. Man I could make $1000's of dollars, I never knew! Just make sure you show up and pay cash...

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[Philbert]

Here is a good one. Man I could make $1000's of dollars, I never knew!

I have a couple of these on the patio, near the side alley. Better contact my Allstate agent and find out if I need to itemize these, add a rider for extra coverage, etc!


Philbert

 

[WetBehindtheEar]

UGH! Some people...

I think this smacks of the original intent of this thread - someone trying to get more 'free' labor... Ask the neighbor if he wants his half of the tree cut down too... GRR!

Free Firewood (East Madison)

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Date: 2012-09-20, 9:33AM CDT
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Bring your chainsaw and enjoy some free fuel!

37 Schenk St.

Neighbor might also want you to cut the other half of the tree on his property, so ask him first.

Thank you.

•Location: East Madison
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3284246699


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[millbilly]

tell me this is not a scam

Looking For A Chain Saw

do it now

 

[D&B Mack]

Looking For A Chain Saw

do it now

I'll go to Jersey for $1,500... sounds a little funny.

 

[mga]

Looking For A Chain Saw

do it now

I'll pay up To $1,500 firm for the job its 1 tree about 15 feet high not a lot of branches thanks

lol...ok

 

[Iska3]

Why would he need a 22 inch bar? Maybe he knows not to bend over..


Looking For A Chain Saw - $700 (Anywhere)

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Date: 2012-08-28, 4:22PM EDT
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I'm Looking For A Very Good & Almost new Chainsaw I have $700.00 To spend It must be a 22 inch or long blade any kind if fine................908 361 9054 call or text me anytime day or night
I will pickup no matter the distance....send pic and location.


Thanks Need this right away For a job or if you can come & cut the tree down I'll pay up To $1,500 firm for the job its 1 tree about 15 feet high not a lot of branches thanks

Location: Anywhere
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3235545799

 

[zogger]

I'll go to Jersey for $1,500... sounds a little funny.

For 1500 bucks I would smear some dogood from a can on the base of this 15 foot tree and have one o my dogs gnaw it down....

I think this guy left out a zero or something, as in a 150 foot tree? This is just weird...

 

[Jim Timber]

hydrochloric log splitter

hydrochloric log splitter - $75 (Shakopee)

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.10 ton manual log splitter

Call, text, or email



I'm pretty sure acid would be faster.

 

[darkbyrd]

hardwood firewood / year old


this wood was cut last year clearing my property. cut into approx 18" pieces. then i pushed into a pile with my tractor. the pile is bigger than it looks in the picture. all hardwoods no pine. FREE TO FIRST TO COME PICK IT UP....NOT HOLDING IT....704-737-4259.....also a few hardwood trees that are down but not cut up your welcome to also so bring your chainsaw

 

[marcomjl]

hardwood firewood / year old


this wood was cut last year clearing my property. cut into approx 18" pieces. then i pushed into a pile with my tractor. the pile is bigger than it looks in the picture. all hardwoods no pine. FREE TO FIRST TO COME PICK IT UP....NOT HOLDING IT....704-737-4259.....also a few hardwood trees that are down but not cut up your welcome to also so bring your chainsaw

All I see are leaves :msp_laugh:

 

[darkbyrd]

All I see are leaves :msp_laugh:

I know, right? But check out the other picture. It really is a lot of seasoned hardwood!

 

[marcomjl]

I know, right? But check out the other picture. It really is a lot of seasoned hardwood!

All the little sapplings? :msp_w00t:

 

[blk90s13]

. . . . because he needs the MONEY !

This ad just screams CREEP!

fix your vacuum cleaner (no extra charge to families with female members with long blond hair)