You need to stop hanging out in bars and work on your self esteem.
Try working in an orchard picking fruit. Therefore, I am one of the most who most likely would fail. I find myself thinking about doing it each fall because the orchardists need help, but then reality kicks in and all the things that have been pulled, stretched, or overused come to mind. I put myself through cheap college "working in the fruit" along with tree planting and timber marking so I know what to expect.
You failed to explain that they have no desire to work. Now, did they tell you that or did you just assume it? Sometimes, looks can be deceiving as can drunks. Just as I said, working in the fruit would be too hard for many people on this forum. I read threads about all the aches and pains and operations and hernias, and pictures of boo boos. Therefore, I too can make an assumption and declare that such work would be too hard for many of you, including me. It is young people work, or at least people who have been doing it for years. It isn't weekend warrior work for folks who have been siting on their butts in front of computers. And, it is also either minimum wage or piece work pay.
Now, if you can pack a ladder around--no equipment doing it from tree to tree, set one up over and over and climb up and down up and down up and down with a bag full of apples hanging from your chest, go for it. Oh, and you are out in the weather and it gets hot in the Yakima Valley. It is desert. During apple season you may be starting out in 30ish degree temps and finishing in 80 degree temps. If you want a job, go for it. Some of the orchardists even put up tents for you to live in. They look to be quite nice and are health dept. approved.
Go ahead, move here, work in the orchards. I don't give a damn.