!"WOOSIES"!! I am so tough, that after I **** I wipe my azz with a roll of 01.000 grit rock wool just to pamper the doodle berries! lol
no doubt...YIKES!!!that is pretty badass. you likely have us all beat
Slipped off roof decking and fell down. Ended up breaking my back in 2 places. I finished the roof and put in a people and garage door before going to the hospital about 2 weeks later. I didn't figure it was the serious. Hurt like an SOB for sure, I put down a 500 count jar of Tylenol in 2 weeks.
The doc put me on orders of not lifting over 5lbs. I asked... so those 70lb roof bundles... not a good idea?
This spring I almost died in the hospital. Went in to the ER because it hurt to inhale. Ended up having 3 broken ribs from trying to breathe, my right lung was fully collapsed and the left about 50%. The Doc said it made no sense that I was pretty much alive, never mind had been working in the woods the day before.
That whole deal turned into a big mess. They sucked 2 liters of infection out of the lungs and I had chest tubes on a bubbler thingee. About lost my kidneys and liver too, they never did figure if it was from the meds or from the lung infection spreading. I'm still not 100% 6 months later.
I told the Doc I wasn't dying anytime soon, I had firewood to still deliver!
Tell you what though, went that SOB ripped out my chest tube like they were the pull cord of a Briggs powered lawn mower I let some words rip that made the old crusty nurse blush even. Not sure how I didn't break the guardrail off the bed! Just imagine a tube that looks like a drain tile (with all those holes in it) getting ripped out from between your rips after the flesh has grown into it.
They gave me a button to push to inject Daludid, I pushed that SOB about 150 times (it's on a timer but still)
I'm a wuss and I ain't afraid to admit it. I hate pain and I don't like hard work either.
Quit looking at F150s "snackies" or nude Rosie O Donnel photos.I clean my eyes with carb cleaner twice a day
Quit looking at F150s "snackies" or nude Rosie O Donnel photos.
krunked up
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