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It was as the sound of two giant angry bees clashing in the forests of Tustroke. Saw Troll of the empire of Norwegia and 2000ssm6 of the TarHeelian federation are engaged in an epic chainsaw battle to establish the supremacy of their respective saws. Suddenly Saw Troll swings his 346XP down is an arching slash. But 2000ssm6 meets the thrust with a wide-open-throttle parry with his 261. Now both mens saws are locked bar to bar with teeth gnashing, metal flakes flying and sparks filling the riparian air. Neither of these mighty "titans of the kerf" give an inch. Their faces press toward each other:
Saw Troll: "My 346XP handles better than your saw!"
2000ssm6: "Oh yeah, well my 261 has more torque than your saw!"
Saw Troll: "Mine has better sideways balance...whatever that means!"
2000ssm6: "Mine is newer!!!"
Saw Troll: "Mine has better throttle response!!!
2000ssm6: "Well, uh...you.....you killed my father!!"
Saw Troll: "2K, I am your father."
2000ssm6: "Noooooooooooooo!!!"
Saw Troll: "My 346XP handles better than your saw!"
2000ssm6: "Oh yeah, well my 261 has more torque than your saw!"
Saw Troll: "Mine has better sideways balance...whatever that means!"
2000ssm6: "Mine is newer!!!"
Saw Troll: "Mine has better throttle response!!!
2000ssm6: "Well, uh...you.....you killed my father!!"
Saw Troll: "2K, I am your father."
2000ssm6: "Noooooooooooooo!!!"
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