Attn: Electrolux announces hostile takeover

[spacemule]

Electrolux has acquired 51% of the controlling stock of Stihl. Stihl president Richard Wawd III laments an inability to keep the tenacious and pernicious attempts of the Husqvarna parent company from reaching its goal.

Wawd told our own Asite reporter that "I never thought I'd see the day when Stihl factories produce Poulan products!" He declined to comment further as he reached for his teddy bear "Phug Whole" and started sobbing.

Chainsaw companies saw an across the board surge in prices today among this unexpected but predictable move. What's next saw fans? I don't know, but I can tell you that your own Asite on the spot reporter will be there to fill you in.

 

[PES+]

Have there ever been any other kind of elux takeovers?

:spam:

 

[Scooterbum]

Geeeeezzzz.............

5000 comedians outa' work................
and you applying for the job...........

 

[Lakeside53]

Cool.. now I can get husky parts at dealer cost too!

 

[spacemule]

5000 comedians outa' work................

Who do you think put them out of work? :greenchainsaw:

 

[spike60]

I got a letter today notifying me that Electrolux bought my house and now I have to find a place to live.

 

[spacemule]

I got a letter today notifying me that Electrolux bought my house and now I have to find a place to live.

What are they planning to do with all the blow up dolls?

 

[Jonsered2095]

Attn: Electrolux announces hostile takeover

Are you suggesting the Stihl guys are hostile?

 

[2000ssm6]

Are you suggesting the Stihl guys are hostile?

Nah, we just get tired of beating ya'll up all that time :jester:

 

[Patrick62]

Finally!

A MS372 in Poulan green!

:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

-Pat

 

[LarryTheCableGuy]

A MS372 in Poulan green!

:hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange: :hmm3grin2orange:

-Pat

MS880 Vacuum in purple & green? - "Wild Sucker!!"

.

 

[spacemule]

MS880 Vacuum in purple & green? - "Wild Sucker!!"

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I'll bet Tom Hall would keep several of those around, huh.

 

[LarryTheCableGuy]

I'll bet Tom Hall would keep several of those around, huh.

...but not you since y'all found 'dem banjos, eh?

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[ShoerFast]

What are they planning to do with all the blow up dolls?

Any surprise this was his first question?

 

[GASoline71]

Cool.. now I can get husky parts at dealer cost too!

LMFAO...

Gary

 

[spacemule]

Any surprise this was his first question?

:jester:

 

[Jonsered2095]

Yep. Right'o.

Nah, we just get tired of beating ya'll up all that time :jester:

I'll take that as a NOOOOOOOOOOOO :monkey:



See.... Hostile...




:sword:

 

[Al Smith]

Rex,you have way too much time on your hands .:jester:

 

[pigsitter]

Are you suggesting the Stihl guys are hostile?

If electrolux is trying to take over you better believe this Stihl guy is going to get hostile!!

 

[ropensaddle]

If electrolux is trying to take over you better believe this Stihl guy is going to get hostile!!

simmerdannow should be hostile you bought a over priced saw anyway