Chainsaw hell

[2000ssm6]

Does it matter that I used my Husky scrench instead of the Stihl?

Is the husky scrench bent into a U due to cheap material? Might should have used the Stihl...

 

[TraditionalTool]

No...that'll get you to a different part of hell, where all the furniture is painted particle board stitched together with biscuits and brad nails.

I think it might be good to stop watching Norm before you go blind!

 

[bowtechmadman]

I think you can use it to stir the paint...just has to be Husky orange paint. Wait I may want to sell that then you can disquise those crappy Stihl screnches by painting them Husky orange.

 

[GASoline71]

Eddie... I'll already be there... and Gary Goo will still be available.

Gary

 

[edisto]

I think it might be good to stop watching Norm before you go blind!

Norm's a wanker...Roy Underhill is my guy!

 

[edisto]

Eddie... I'll already be there... and Gary Goo will still be available.

Gary

That's a relief...'cause hell has got to be full of Amsoil salesmen.

I'll bring the beer, and they can keep their hard lemonade!

 

[joatmon]

No...that'll get you to a different part of hell, where all the furniture is painted particle board stitched together with biscuits and Brad nails.

Ed,

So ......... you're dumpin' on Brad now .......

 

[edisto]

Ed,

So ......... you're dumpin' on Brad now .......

You got Tom's back, I have yours.

 

[joatmon]

You got Tom's back, I have yours.

Ed,

You're a little too close for comfort though ......

 

[GASoline71]

That's a relief...'cause hell has got to be full of Amsoil salesmen.

I'll bring the beer, and they can keep their hard lemonade!

WTF is hard lemonade?

Gary

 

[edisto]

WTF is hard lemonade?

It's what this guy drinks because beer is too rough.

 

[WalterWhite]

Worse....no trees!

Worse...
Lots of trees.
Big chain saw, sharp chain.
Big gas can, proper mix.
Gallons of bar oil (not the cheap stuff!)

No matter how many times you pull, the saw will not start... Forever.

 

[GASoline71]

It's what this guy drinks because beer is too rough.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Gary

 

[joatmon]

Oh Gary!

Whacha think? That feller running the right mix?

 

[GASoline71]

I'm guessin' he's got a bad case of suckback...

Gary

 

[joatmon]

You suppose he's got a scrench in that bag he's a totin'?

 

[GASoline71]

Right next to the tampons...

Gary

 

[too_quick_s197]

He's toatin a tool alright, but it dont belong to him and it aint in that bag.

 

[HimWill]

Norm's a wanker...Roy Underhill is my guy!

Roy is one of "my guys" too,but Wallace Gusler deserves to be mentioned as a Master Craftsman in several fields.(A pretty amazing guy,Google him up.)

 

[Metals406]

Eddie... I'll already be there... and Gary Goo will still be available.

Gary

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