chainsawanity--mental disorder?

[Metals406]

"Chainsaw Proposal." -

Robert Redford approaches Woody the logger whom is carrying his 346xp....

"I'll give you $1,000,000 to port your saw".

Gave ya a Nova for this one. LOL

 

[olyman]

Debbie Does Dolmar?

only you fish,only you!!!

 

[olyman]

AMA BULLETIN JUST ISSUED
The latest psychiatric disorder:
"CHAINSAW HORDING DISORDER"
SYMPTOMS:
DROOLING OVER SHINY SAW(S)
SNEAKING SAW(S) INTO THE GARAGE AT WEIRD HOURS
STARTING SAW JUST TO SMELL EXHAUST
BUYING FROM AUCTIONS AND OR CLASSIFIED ADS
EXCESS LITERATURE ALL OVER THE HOME ABOUT SAWS AND ACCESSORIES
MAXING OUT OF FUNDS IN BANK ACCOUNT
SLEEPING NEAR OR WITH SAW(S)
BITS AND PIECES OF SAW(S)AND ACCESSORIES ALL OVER THE PLACE
SAW(S) IN THE KITCHEN
WATCHING VIDEOS OF SAW(S) OR RELATED TOPIC
SAW(S) BEING NAMED AND TREATED LIKE A PET
GOING TO CHAT SITES TO TALK ABOUT SAW(S) AND ACCESSORIES
CONVERSATION REVOLVING AROUND SAW(S) AND ACCESORIES

ADVERSE SIDE EFFECTS
IN SEVERE CASES PERSONS WITH "CHAINSAW HORDING DISORDER" MY BECOME DELUSIONAL AND MAY BECOME AGGRESSIVE IF ANY OF THEIR SAW(S) BECOME DAMAGED OR ARE TAKEN AWAY.


THERE IS NO KNOW CURE. ONLY MEDICATION AND PSYCHIATRIC INTERVENTION CAN REDUCE THE SYMPTOMS.

one thing about sleeping next to a saw--it wont argue--or mouth back,and will always love you if you take care of it----

 

[WoodChuck'r]

I love to play with a Sawrubix Cube.

 

[toyfarm]

"CHAINSAW"S GONE WILD"

I like this one :greenchainsaw:

 

[WoodChuck'r]

Sawn In 60 Seconds.

 

[toyfarm]

Sawn In 60 Seconds.

Nother good one!

 

[spacemule]

The Poland chainsaw massacre.

 

[superfire]

oh no the nut farm just let off a comment

Wild And Crazy Loggers On Ice

Chainsaws On Ice

 

[WoodChuck'r]

The Passion Of The Saw.

 

[toyfarm]

009L A James Bond film

 

[Hddnis]

The Lord Of The Saws:



The Fellowship Of The Saw

The Two Chainsaws

The Return Of The Saw

Yes, and bad guy is Sawron.



Mr. HE

 

[WoodChuck'r]

Willy Wonka And The Chainsaw Factory.

 

[WoodChuck'r]

The Wizard Of Saws.

 

[WoodChuck'r]

The Day The Saw Stood Still.

 

[Hddnis]

Three Men and A Chainsaw.

The Mask of Sawo.

Chainsaw Begins.

Night at the Chainsaw Museum.

Mr. HE

 

[WadePatton]

Saws

Apocalypse Saws

SawFellas

The Good, the Bad, and the Ported

The Sawing

 

[Hddnis]

(fixed it) The Ported, The Bad, and Ugly.

A Shop Full of Saws.

A Few Saws More.


Mr. HE

 

[WoodChuck'r]

The Good, the Bad, and the Ported

Now THAT was a good one!!


Rep'd.

 

[vegaome]

How about "The Six Million Dollar Saw"