Its not like I took a chain, molested it and called it junk.
Actually, that seems exactly what you did.
First, I am no expert, but I do use square ground chain, and have both Oregon and Stihl.
The most important thing to realize about square ground is that it will dull faster than any other chain in wood that is not clean. If your cutting wood with bark on it, and especially wood that has dirt on it of any type, square is going to go dull faster.
That said, I use the square ground chain I have on timber that has been debarked, and is completely clean, aside from some grey/mold, but I can clean that off if I want with decking cleaner. It doesn't effect the cutting though. My guess is that you are NOT using it on clean wood, so it goes dull quickly. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out.
I think the Stihl square ground RSLK (and family styles, skip, half skip, full skip, etc...) is sharp from the factory, at least my experience with it over Oregon 72CL.
FWIW, this does pretty much sum it up...nobody told you to use a square wheel to replace a round wheel, did they? You even admitted to not being able to file it correctly...geesh...
And it's not just about speed, it's about the cleanliness of the cut, but your probably cutting firewood anyway, so what does it matter???