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The Wood Horrors
My greatfather once commented about a fellow who was obsessed with cutting firewood, "He has the wood horrors", meaning his obsession is so overpowering and uncontrollable as to be like having the horrors.
One could say that a wood whore has the wood horrors. Kinda sounds like a venereal disease. Easy to catch, hard to cure.
Whenever I feel myself getting obsessed with firewood, I smile and think of my grandfather. There are those wood horrors again!
My grandfather had another great saying that he came up with when he started to get that alzeemers. "I've got a memory as long as my teapot, and that isn't very long".
My greatfather once commented about a fellow who was obsessed with cutting firewood, "He has the wood horrors", meaning his obsession is so overpowering and uncontrollable as to be like having the horrors.
One could say that a wood whore has the wood horrors. Kinda sounds like a venereal disease. Easy to catch, hard to cure.
Whenever I feel myself getting obsessed with firewood, I smile and think of my grandfather. There are those wood horrors again!
My grandfather had another great saying that he came up with when he started to get that alzeemers. "I've got a memory as long as my teapot, and that isn't very long".