BriGuy89
ArboristSite Lurker
How'd the lumberjack earn so much overtime pay?
By charging by the hour, bringing his PDA into the woods with him, and sending jokes to the folks on arborsite? :hmm3grin2orange:
How'd the lumberjack earn so much overtime pay?
Q: what did the tree say to the faller in response to a difficult life-or-death question?
A: I dunno. You've got me stumped!
Q: Why did the guy who only cut with the tip of his saw have no friends?
Was he boring?
he got rid of his chains?
Did you hear about the chainsaw collector who was trying to lose weight? He took some weight loss advice and now none of his saws run!
What happened?
(Hint: he's still fat )
what do a good sharp chain, sliced potatoes, and eric estrada have in common?
He cut down on his carbs.
chips
Q: Why did the firewooder afix a set of 6 Gibson strings to a stack of wood measuring 4x4x8?
Q: Why did the firewooder afix a set of 6 Gibson strings to a stack of wood measuring 4x4x8?
Yup. He was trying to make a chord.
Q: What about the guy who came in last in a wood piling contest - why did he lose?
The odds were stacked against him????
Close enough - he didn't stack up against the competition.
Q: A firewood customer calls you mid-winter to place an order because he has run out of wood.
What kind of phone is he calling from?
Cordless...
ding-ding-ding-ding!
Q: An arborist realized his computer had like zero memory.
He opened the machine up and found that instead of hardware, it was filled with tree matter. Specifically the woody tissues from outside of the vascular cambium.
When he called tech support, what did they tell him?
His computer was all bark and no byte...
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