How many mistakes can you find in this listing?

[Jim Timber]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Brand-New-J...rg=20140407115239&rk=3&rkt=30&sd=251727004717

I count at least 4, if you give him the muffler brace is because they fall off without it.

 

[XSKIER]

Well, I can't say that an inboard clutch is a mistake. The rest is just some guy excited to sell a c/saw.

 

[Jim Timber]

Listed as 24" bar - has what looks like a 36" on it. Max rpm 9,600 - is actually 13,000. States it's a 2172 in the description tags. And power listed at 5.36 HP when it should be 6.5.

 

[cgraham1]

This Unit Runs a Whopping 9,600 RPMS!

 

[Jim Timber]

"This Saw Has The ULTICOR TECHNOLGY In Other Words Heavy Duty"

 

[w8ye]

Apparently the only chainsaws SHE'S ever seen are the ones in those boxes?

Sounds like you would get a lot of technical expertise if you bought a Johnny Red there and had trouble?

 

[mainewoods]

Gives me a headache just reading it.

 

[nmurph]

87.9 CI?

They say it up for bids, but they only have a BIN option

You guys ARE leaping to one conclusion...the ad does not say the max RPM is 9600, you put the max part in there. I'm sure they know it runs faster than that, but just put that as a speed it does run.

 

[nmurph]

This Unit Runs a Whopping 9,600 RPMS!

Yes, they know it runs faster, but don't want to overstate things.

 

[buzz sawyer]

Is whopping the same as the 4 cycle sound?

 

[mainewoods]

This Unit Runs a Whopping 9,600 RPMS!

Sounds like he's impressed it runs that fast. Red flag ( among many) on buying that one.

 

[Gypo Logger]

There's another crazy one on eBay, a guy selling moded 025's with 32" canon bars. I'd include a link if I knew how. It's the pictures that blew me away. He says it's for the west coast faller who doesn't like to bend over while limbing.
Can somebody find it for me? Lol.

 

[blsnelling]

 

[Gypo Logger]

Btw, it was in completed auctions,

 

[1Alpha1]

Gives me a headache just reading it.

Damn straight. Now I gotta go get some aspirin.

 

[Jim Timber]

That wasn't the intent of sharing it. I was just impressed with how many errors there were in a single listing and had to laugh.

 

[tacomatrd98]

I wouldnt mind trying that 88 "cubic inch" saw though, Wonder what it would weigh lol

 

[SawTroll]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Brand-New-Jonsered-2188-Chainsaw-With-24-Pro-Bar-Special-Spring-Pricing/141489726723?_trksid=p2054897.c100204.m3164&_trkparms=aid=222007&algo=SIC.MBE&ao=1&asc=20140407115239&meid=6a18265e0a7b45388aca83803f87f818&pid=100204&prg=20140407115239&rk=3&rkt=30&sd=251727004717

I count at least 4, if you give him the muffler brace is because they fall off without it.

Five - or 6 if you count the S in RPMS as a mistake (it really is).

 

[SawTroll]

There's another crazy one on eBay, a guy selling moded 025's with 32" canon bars. I'd include a link if I knew how. It's the pictures that blew me away. He says it's for the west coast faller who doesn't like to bend over while limbing.
Can somebody find it for me? Lol.

That's the Piltz guy, we've had a lot of fun posting and reading about him here - Windthrown is his neighbour (or at least Close to him)!

 

[buzz sawyer]

Was one of the mistakes not mentioning specs for suckback?