i need help!!

[doubletodd]

This is getting scary I was staying at a hotel last night sitting at the pool w/ my wife talking about serious stuff when I noticed a tree growing in the pool room, about 6" diameter. all I could think about was how many stovebolts I could get out of that tree spooky

 

[LNG24]

Nah, you don't need help! What you need to to have your wife capitalize on this issue.

Embrace your love of wood with your love of her:

Get here a Bamboo Bikini: Bamboo Bikini

OK, so its not OAK, but you get the point. I could not find a wood print bikini, but I bet there out there.

 

[mayor]

Isnt bamboo edible? I'm hungry!......

Ya dont need help dude.....I cant help but do that every time I'm driving down the road and see a dead tree standing there with no small limbs or bark left on it......and you would be surprised at how much really good lumber you can get from dead trees that have uprooted and laid for years!......great firewood too because its seasoned well!......

I'm still hungry!.

 

[doubletodd]

very true lotta firewood out there and I just love the dry stuff!! cut it up, burn it up