firewoodlogger1
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what do i do to start a logging business
If ya wanna make a million dollars logging start with 2million
Marry a woman with money. Lots of money. Like, maybe one with her own bank. A really big bank.
In the mean time you can practice bring a logger. Get up real early in the morning, put on the clothes you wore yesterday and the day before, scarf down a quick breakfast high in calories, stop at 7-11 on your way to the woods and get some more high calorie bad for you food, get to the woods, slam your fingers in the pickup door just to get yourself in the right frame of mind, and get out there in the pouring rain to run in small circles, cussing, and tearing up twenty dollar bills and slapping yourself on the shin with a choker bell.
There's more but that should be good enough practice for now.
what do i do to start a logging business
Marry a woman with money. Lots of money. Like, maybe one with her own bank. A really big bank.
In the mean time you can practice bring a logger. Get up real early in the morning, put on the clothes you wore yesterday and the day before, scarf down a quick breakfast high in calories, stop at 7-11 on your way to the woods and get some more high calorie bad for you food, get to the woods, slam your fingers in the pickup door just to get yourself in the right frame of mind, and get out there in the pouring rain to run in small circles, cussing, and tearing up twenty dollar bills and slapping yourself on the shin with a choker bell.
There's more but that should be good enough practice for now.
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