My next MS170 projec - advice needed for roping

[lone wolf]

SF then CIA then FBI now cant start his saw!

Hello friend, another new comedy episode today[/QUOTE]
Every night.

 

[treesmith]

Torn between laughing and crying

 

[pantelis]

Torn between laughing and crying

Laughing , not crying

 

[cre10]

You got dual dawgs on your mS170 yet???

 

[lone wolf]

 

[2dogs]

Which forum, I want to see why u guys keep calling me him

Go away.

 

[MyStihlWontStart]

You got dual dawgs on your mS170 yet???

Dawgs?

 

[josh1981]

Go away

 

[MyStihlWontStart]

Go away

Why?

 

[treesmith]

I have a 100 metre mature gum tree growing next to and leaning directly over my house, I've tied some shoelaces together and tied them to my push lawn mower, should I tie them to the tree trunk at about 5' or is lower ok? I don't have a chainsaw so I'm using a blunt rusty chain with a handle on each end, I can pull from one side and then quickly run round and pull from the other, it might take a while but I think it will be fine.

Also, my wife is making lunch directly under the tree, should she make ham or cheese sandwiches?

Thanks for your help guys

 

[lone wolf]

I have a 100 metre mature gum tree growing next to and leaning directly over my house, I've tied some shoelaces together and tied them to my push lawn mower, should I tie them to the tree trunk at about 5' or is lower ok? I don't have a chainsaw so I'm using a blunt rusty chain with a handle on each end, I can pull from one side and then quickly run round and pull from the other, it might take a while but I think it will be fine.

Also, my wife is making lunch directly under the tree, should she make ham or cheese sandwiches?

Thanks for your help guys

Make sure you mouth it on the house side and back-cut it towards the house

 

[cre10]

Why?

You need this saw.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/STIHL-MS261...239?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5419d2019f

 

[lone wolf]

You need this saw.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/STIHL-MS261...239?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item5419d2019f

Now if that dont beat all of this stupid ****!

 

[MyStihlWontStart]

I have a 100 metre mature gum tree growing next to and leaning directly over my house, I've tied some shoelaces together and tied them to my push lawn mower, should I tie them to the tree trunk at about 5' or is lower ok? I don't have a chainsaw so I'm using a blunt rusty chain with a handle on each end, I can pull from one side and then quickly run round and pull from the other, it might take a while but I think it will be fine.

Also, my wife is making lunch directly under the tree, should she make ham or cheese sandwiches?

Thanks for your help guys

That's not even close, I had a legitimate question.

 

[gmax]

Why?

This is the rope you need

 

[Big_Wood]

it would sure be something if this guy wasn't brush ape. thinking he is or seriously retarded cause any other person wouldn't put up with your guys **** LOL i know i wouldn't if i was a newb and you guys were talking to me like this.

 

[abikerboy]

I know everyone is having fun with him, but what happens if he does try one of these silly "suggestions", and he ends up owning your house, truck, your saws, your wife, and maybe even Arboristsite! Don't think for a minute that it can't happen, especially in a world where you can win a judgment against McD's because you're too dumb to know what a lap full of hot coffee can do!

 

[2dogs]

I know everyone is having fun with him, but what happens if he does try one of these silly "suggestions", and he ends up owning your house, truck, your saws, your wife, and maybe even Arboristsite! Don't think for a minute that it can't happen, especially in a world where you can win a judgment against McD's because you're too dumb to know what a lap full of hot coffee can do!

What do I need to do to send the wife to him? Quick! I'm running out of money.

 

[abikerboy]

What do I need to do to send the wife to him? Quick! I'm running out of money.

Lol!!! I don't even have enough wit remaining tonight to even think up a funny answer to that one!!!

 

[Moparmyway]

What do I need to do to send the wife to him? Quick! I'm running out of money.