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[gatkeper1]

Can I use whale oil as a substitute for conventional 2 stroke oil if I can't find a Stihl dealer above latitude 66° 33′ 39″ N. This would only be in an emergency situation. Like say a co worker was pinned under an walrus or trapped behind a wall of glacial ice.
Also could I use what ever fuel our sea plane, a De Havilland otter uses.
I know this has probaly been asked before but I swear I used the search feature and could not get an answer.

 

[Jacob J.]

I've got the manure cannon ready if anyone else wants to ask an oil question...

 

[grandpatractor]

You must be the"one" causing global warming!!!:jawdrop:

 

[Jacob J.]

You must be the"one" causing global warming!!!:jawdrop:

It's true, I'm pretty shameless about reducing the ozone layer with the proliferation of my cows' waste products. But what can I say? The cow really is the perfect animal.

 

[Rookie1]

Could I use urine for 2cyl. substitute. Ive got plenty of it, Wife says I got plenty of gas too.

 

[willsaw4beer]

Does anyone have any experience with which bar oil is best for deep frying food? With the low price of crude, I'm thinking of switching to bar oil instead of fryer oil. Which has the better flavor, Stihl or Husky oil?

 

[dingeryote]

How's come ya gotta even bother with oil?

The other night on TV, there was a guy selling some stuff that will let your car run without oil, and even had a bunch of folks drivng around after draining the oil outta thier cars.

How come Olive oil wont work? The stuff works on eveything else?

What about Vagasil? Just in case there is an arboreal emergency at a feminists convention, and they have banned "2-stroke" oil because of the implications?
Ya never know......what?...oke:

Stay safe!
Dingeryote