ChoppyChoppy
Tree Freak
Before I give the ok for it to go live, wanted some feedback... Not sure if Paul Bunyan is a common enough figure that most would know? The radio station had "I'm no caveman" which didn't really make sense to me.
VALLEY FIREWOOD
SFX: wood cutting
(crotchety man complaining)
OOOOOH!!!!! THIS IS HARD WORK, MY HANDS AND BACK ARE ACHING!
(wife getting after him)
DON’T YOU START COMPLAINING NOW! WE STILL HAVE A WHOLE PILE OF LOGS TO
CUT AND SPLIT. YOU BETTER HURRY UP, IT’S GOING TO GET COLD SOON!
(man)
OH SHUSH! I’M NO PAUL BUNYAN… AND MY LOWER BACK IS
KILLING ME!
(anncr)
SAVE YOURSELF THE HASSLE OF STOCKING UP ON FIREWOOD FOR THE SEASON, AND
SAVE YOUR BACK TOO! VALLEY FIREWOOD HAS FIREWOOD READY TO
DELIVER NOW. TRUE FULL CORDS OF SPLIT BIRCH FOR ONLY $275 A CORD AND FREE LOCAL DELIVERY!
PLUS THEY ALSO HAVE CAMPFIRE BUNDLES AND LOG TRUCK LOADS TOO.
ORDER ONLINE AT VALLEY FIREWOOD A K DOT COM OR CALL NATE AT 9 8 2 95 96 THAT’S VALLEY FIREWOOD, 9 8 2 95 96 OR ORDER ONLINE AT VALLEY FIREWOOD A K DOT COM
VALLEY FIREWOOD IS VETERAN OWNED AND OPERATED AND OFFERS A 5% MILITARY AND VET DISCOUNT.
VALLEY FIREWOOD
SFX: wood cutting
(crotchety man complaining)
OOOOOH!!!!! THIS IS HARD WORK, MY HANDS AND BACK ARE ACHING!
(wife getting after him)
DON’T YOU START COMPLAINING NOW! WE STILL HAVE A WHOLE PILE OF LOGS TO
CUT AND SPLIT. YOU BETTER HURRY UP, IT’S GOING TO GET COLD SOON!
(man)
OH SHUSH! I’M NO PAUL BUNYAN… AND MY LOWER BACK IS
KILLING ME!
(anncr)
SAVE YOURSELF THE HASSLE OF STOCKING UP ON FIREWOOD FOR THE SEASON, AND
SAVE YOUR BACK TOO! VALLEY FIREWOOD HAS FIREWOOD READY TO
DELIVER NOW. TRUE FULL CORDS OF SPLIT BIRCH FOR ONLY $275 A CORD AND FREE LOCAL DELIVERY!
PLUS THEY ALSO HAVE CAMPFIRE BUNDLES AND LOG TRUCK LOADS TOO.
ORDER ONLINE AT VALLEY FIREWOOD A K DOT COM OR CALL NATE AT 9 8 2 95 96 THAT’S VALLEY FIREWOOD, 9 8 2 95 96 OR ORDER ONLINE AT VALLEY FIREWOOD A K DOT COM
VALLEY FIREWOOD IS VETERAN OWNED AND OPERATED AND OFFERS A 5% MILITARY AND VET DISCOUNT.