Should I strangle my wife & neighbour? (its not what you think)

[ToxicGasCan]

https://www.vintageguitarsforsale.co/hofner_galaxie/

Thanks so much Lone Wolf!! They're not selling the red sunburst model I crave so much , but I'll be keping an eye on this website , hell , I might even find some rare Elli Sound/PANaramic guitars too - appreciated brother

 

[Stihl99]

Yep the wife

Exactly
Tar and feathering for the neighbor sounds appropriate.
Right after he pays for all new parts of course

 

[OM617YOTA]

What new parts? It never happened.

 

[tomalophicon]

What new parts? It never happened.

You're the wife aren't you?

 

[OM617YOTA]

If I was, he wouldn't have survived.

 

[Pioneer]

Loan out the wife's favorite piece of jewelry to a pawn shop and never go back for it.
You don't loan out a guy's toys without asking first, and I never let anyone use my saws without my supervision, not even a junk one. Too easy for someone to hurt themselves, and then it's lawsuit time.

 

[iowagold]

Never loan out your truck, saw, or woman...because you can bet they'll be rode hard, put away wet and probably come back with a rod thrown in em.

lmao!!
i needed a good laugh red!!
it has been a long 2020 and start of 2021!
I will have to steal that quote!
GRIN!
but you forgot the whipped cream!
lol!
TY RED!
you made my day!

 

[ToxicGasCan]

What new parts? It never happened.

Indeed it never happened , just like the American moon landing , covid19, the holocaust, Kennedy's assassination , also , in this exact moment ,Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Adolf Hitler are sitting together in a mansion's living room in Brazil , sippin' on some fine tea

 

[ToxicGasCan]

You're the wife aren't you?

Now that you mention it, I am starting to feel a little skeptical about this