After determining that yet another purchased parts saw could actually be fixed, I believe this site should carry a warning that must be clicked as read before one is permitted to enter this site. I propose something along the order of this:
:chainsawguy: WARNING ENTER THIS SITE AT YOUR OWN RISK WARNING :chainsawguy:
This site contains a highly contagious virus for which there is no known cure or vaccine. Nor has any suave been approved for the incessant itching and insatiable appetite. Some claim temporary relief through the direct and liberal application of pre-mix, although the proper oil to gasoline ratio is highly debated among the many afflicted site members. There are multiple strains of the virus, many of which have difficult to spell and/or foreign sounding names, but they are generally distinguished and referred to by color or by objects that are associated with particular colors. Among the most common strains are yellow, orange, dreamsicle and red. It is not known how long one can live once the virus takes hold; researchers have noted however a direct correlation to the degree of support shown by immediate family members. If symptoms include more than two colors, you are a goner.
Ron
:chainsawguy: WARNING ENTER THIS SITE AT YOUR OWN RISK WARNING :chainsawguy:
This site contains a highly contagious virus for which there is no known cure or vaccine. Nor has any suave been approved for the incessant itching and insatiable appetite. Some claim temporary relief through the direct and liberal application of pre-mix, although the proper oil to gasoline ratio is highly debated among the many afflicted site members. There are multiple strains of the virus, many of which have difficult to spell and/or foreign sounding names, but they are generally distinguished and referred to by color or by objects that are associated with particular colors. Among the most common strains are yellow, orange, dreamsicle and red. It is not known how long one can live once the virus takes hold; researchers have noted however a direct correlation to the degree of support shown by immediate family members. If symptoms include more than two colors, you are a goner.
Ron
