Top 20 Excuses for coming in last at a GTG

[Chris J.]

I cut knots. All 5 runs.

Ummm....uhh....:taped:.

 

[joatmon]

Frank's wife was running the camera and I wanted to get as much face time as I could.

 

[mt.stalker]

It was only fireing on one cylinder

 

[StihlyinEly]

I was massively hung over from the safety meeting last night. :redface:

 

[Hedgerow]

Mah!!!

 

[HEAVY FUEL]

I was massively hung over from the safety meeting last night. :redface:

Spoken like a true Sconnie!!

 

[Freehand]

Stumpy wuz wearing short shorts and a cutoff tee shirt. Nobody could concentrate.:msp_ohmy:

 

[rupedoggy]

I didn't have time to put my "racing" spark plug in.

 

[KenJax Tree]

I brought my Wild Thing by mistake.

 

[deerjackie]

Helicopter chainsaw clears trees near North Georgia lines | timesfreepress.com I knew i was doing it all the wrong way but could nt get helo started hahahahahaha this is almost funny

 

[Lingham]

arrived late and had no time to adjust the carb for the change in altitude. Think I'm gonna get an AutoTune

 

[watsonr]

My saw was cutting better than ever and was extremely quite compared to everybody else's.... someone actually showed me what happens when you pull that rip-cord thingy, it makes an awful racket like the others!

 

[blsnelling]

#1. I didn't have Nate run mine for the official cut!

 

[AUSSIE1]

Stumpy wuz wearing short shorts and a cutoff tee shirt. Nobody could concentrate.:msp_ohmy:

So Stumpy wearing revealing short shorts was how he got his name?

 

[Jon1212]

The Wendell used my saw last, and left bacon grease on the handles.

Then ol' Mastermoobs asked me if I wanted him to "meet" my saw, which I find to be disturbing. My saw is only 16 years old, and I don't give a crap what the laws are in TN about consentual meeting, 16 is to dern young.

To top it off everytime I started a cut ol' Brad would yell, "LOOKOUT!!! WIDOWMAKER!!!", and run screaming like an 8 year old girl..........................

 

[wendell]

So Stumpy wearing revealing short shorts was how he got his name?

 

[madhatte]

#1. I didn't have Nate run mine for the official cut!

Who, me? Yeah, I'm pretty cool.

 

[ndlawrence]

Who, me? Yeah, I'm pretty cool.

I thinks that would be "solo" :msp_sleep::msp_biggrin::msp_sleep:

 

[wendell]

Well, Jackie, maybe the reason is you spent too much time smokin' your bologna!

 

[Freehand]

Smoked bologna. Mmmmmmmmmm.