WE NEED CHAINSAW CONTROL!!!!!
NOW
- 10 DAY WAITING PERIOD BEFORE YOU CAN PURCHASE A CHAINSAW.
- BACKGROUND CHECKS TO PURCHASE A CHAINSAW.
- YOU CAN ONLY BUY 1 CHAINSAW PER MONTH.
- AGE RESTRICTIONS FOR PURCHASING A CHAINSAW.
- BAN CHAINSAWS WITH BARS LONGER THAN 10 INCHES.
- BOYCOTT LOWES, HOME DEPOT, WALMART, AND ANY OTHER STORE THAT SELLS CHAINSAWS.
- LIMITS ON THE NUMBER OF CHAINS THAT YOU CAN BUY AT A TIME.
- ONLY PROFESSIONALS SHOULD HAVE A CHAINSAW WITH AN ENGINE LARGER THAN 30cc OR A BAR LONGER THAN 10 INCHES.
It all sounds pretty stupid, doesn't it. YET when these same types of "common sense ideas" are applied to firearms, for some odd reason the people who propose them actually think they make sense.
Why has no one blamed the chainsaw?