The great thing about this thread is that anybody can be anything they want. Who's gonna know any different. Take me for example.
In 1995, I graduated from highschool with high honors. I then went on to the Army where I was trained as an 11 Bravo. (Thats the infantry for all you hippies) Upon completion of boot camp and AIT, I went on to the ranger accademy. Having finished that, I decided to take my chances at NAVY SEAL training. What a joke. Finished the 9 month program in the first weekend. (The first in the history of our millitary)
Having done my time for Uncle Sam, I decided to try my hand at college. There I was, off to college in the great year of our lord, 1998. I attended Paul Smith's College in the beautiful foothills of the Adirondack Mountains in Upstate NY. I enrolled in the Urban Tree Management Program which focuses on horticulture and arboriculture. The classes were easy, climbing was a work-out, but mastering it was, once again, like my whole life, a breaze. I finished the program in less than a year and went on to teach the curriculum for the college. I stayed on for a semester but wanted to move on to bigger and better things.
I left the Adirondacks in the fall of '99 and ended up at Syracuse University where I obtained my masters in forestry. A degree I would later use as a fire starter for a trip up Everest the following year.
While in Nepal, I started a branch of the Peace Corps as I was very bored one saturday afternoon. I believe the current enrollment there is well over 12,000. Quite an occomplishment as that is almost double the Sherpa population in the same area.
I left Nepal to aid Uncle Sam and that bastard child Bush in the war effort about 5 hours West (as the crow flies) in good ole green Iraq. I did allot of raping and pilliging while raiding the small towns of Iraq for insurgent forces. In fact, I was the C.O. of the squad that killed Saddams sons and later went on to capture him. When my tour ended, I headed home to my parents small farm in Upstate NY.
Now that I am home, I spend all my time in this forum, wasting my talents and telling lies on this board.
Hey, at least I didn't quit!!!