Yankee Wood Snob

[Arbonaut]

Here's one for my Hardwood Brothers and Sisters. I didn't know what a Wood Snob was until the ArboristSite Pineys filled me in.

Yankee Wood Snob
Fire it Up
Keep NGK plugs handy
Your Rapid Super's in black dirt
Rollomatic getting sandy.

Two-stroke mix filled to the top
Fifty to one is plenty
Was Ozzie Smith the best shortstop
Or Roberto Clemente?

Yankee Wood Snob
Rev your Stihl
Squirrels they can hear you.
A nicer bunch you'll never find.
Though Husky owners fear you.

Yankee Wood Snob
Burn Oak knots
In stainless outdoor boiler.
Six Sixty Mag
Sounds like a Porsche
It only needs a spoiler!

 

[rmihalek]

Robert Frost better watch out. There's a new kid on the (chopping) block...

 

[Arbonaut]

I have promises to keep. And miles to go before I sleep.

But, you may ask, "promises to whom?"

 

[branchbuzzer]

Importance Rating x Perfection Rating = Greatness Rating. That's all I have to say about that poem.



p.s. - I'm goin' with Ozzie, since Clemente never played a game at SS.

 

[Arbonaut]

Thanks,Man.

Importance Rating x Perfection Rating = Greatness Rating. That's all I have to say about that poem.



p.s. - I'm goin' with Ozzie, since Clemente never played a game at SS.

It rhymed.

 

[chopperfreak2k1]

It rhymed.

it totally rhymed... sorta

 

[branchbuzzer]

Importance Rating x Perfection Rating = Greatness Rating.

It rhymed.

That's just the formula, not the rating. You have to plug in values to get a result.

Measuring Poetry

 

[Arbonaut]

That's just the formula, not the rating. You have to plug in values to get a result.

Measuring Poetry

OK. Gosh, sorry I thought you liked it.

 

[branchbuzzer]

OK. Gosh, sorry I thought you liked it.

Poetry can't be judged.

 

[unclemoustache]

Brilliant! Very fine poetry indeed. Not only did it rhyme well, but you kept the meter consistent - something many 'poets' of today seem unable to do (or of which they are completely ignorant.)

Rep for Jr. Keats!!

 

[spike60]

Here's one for my Hardwood Brothers and Sisters. I didn't know what a Wood Snob was until the ArboristSite Pineys filled me in.

Yankee Wood Snob
Fire it Up
Keep NGK plugs handy
Your Rapid Super's in black dirt
Rollomatic getting sandy.

Two-stroke mix filled to the top
Fifty to one is plenty
Was Ozzie Smith the best shortstop
Or Roberto Clemente?

Yankee Wood Snob
Rev your Stihl
Squirrels they can hear you.
A nicer bunch you'll never find.
Though Husky owners fear you.

Yankee Wood Snob
Burn Oak knots
In stainless outdoor boiler.
Six Sixty Mag
Sounds like a Porsche
It only needs a spoiler!

Extra credit for creativity and originality.

very well done.

 

[Arbonaut]

Extra credit for creativity and originality.

very well done.

Thanks, spike60. Havin' fun now.

 

[Arbonaut]

Iced Tea Family Size.

Got some more comin' stay tuned to Woodcutter TV.