Oldirty North American Tour 08

[treemandan]

i am going to assume she was thinking about the laundry she had to do and you were thinking about that oil change your truck needs.


and i guess thank you for thinking i am handsome!


my first real beard too!

lol

No I did the laundry and the tawlets and the brakes on her truck. That's not a beard, that's ' not shaving'.
I did a lot of traveling in my younger days to. closest I got to Alaska was up the Pacific Crest trail from Berkely Ca to somewhere in Washington. I hope you keep the tawlets clean in that igloo, use bleach.

 

[tree MDS]

thought you'd like that one. lol

heres a couple pics of the igloo and the street i live on. tomw will be some action shots!

So thems all them doinky little trees you was talkin about eh, how tall is the average spruce (they look like anyway) in that last pic, they dont look that small really-but then again I'll bet judging by those wires you could cut and hold the tips of those tops with a 60' workhight truck, am I right? What is it like alot of volume generally? is that how it works?? Just curious.

 

[treemandan]

Not wanting to sound stupit but what does lol mean? And lmoaf?

 

[tree MDS]

Not wanting to sound stupit but what does lol mean? And lmoaf?

You dont know what a lmoaf is dan! lol.

 

[treemandan]

thought you'd like that one. lol

heres a couple pics of the igloo and the street i live on. tomw will be some action shots!

Well I guess you had better get some interesting pics cause you got us all hyped up to see your apartment. Lets Go! Kick it up a notch! Bammm! Where are all those eskimo women who like to party? Where are the pictures of you galloping across the tundra on a moose?
I can't remember , did you fly out or drive?

 

[treemandan]

You dont know what a lmoaf is dan! lol.

and now I guess you are going to torture me some more. No. I ain't hip.

 

[treemandan]

Oh hemlock, sorry man, lol, not yet tomoro, picked up a job planting 9 7'-8' white pines next to our shop yesterday though, the guy wants to put up screen to block the nieghboring tree service, so I'll be looking down on the competition's shop next saturday-the side I cant see so thats gonna be annoying for him, lol. I'll make more money on that than I do doing treework per day-and I bid low according to the landscaper that sold me them. He also said it should only take 3 hours max! Not bad though eh? I didnt realize there was that much money in that $#!#!

A lot of times you see mexican crews tossing in trees around here like Mikey D's sell burgers. about 3 inches under what they call topsoil is rock and clay, not a good place for a tree with a wire basket on it. I hog out that clay, bring in good soil and cut the wire off. Its not the volume I get paid for, but I do make out pretty well, so do my plantings. You had better do it right cause if I find out you didn't i will put you over my knee.

 

[tree MDS]

and now I guess you are going to torture me some more. No. I ain't hip.

No. Not rollin wit fords and rockin a dr shreader-vac and yer garden weasel fer aerating, lol.

 

[treemandan]

No. Not rollin wit fords and rockin a dr shreader-vac and yer garden weasel fer aerating, lol.

I just found you number, I will keep it with the rest. For the sake of people who just want to talk I am pulling the plug on you until you start acting like a man rather than a spoiled little boy. Joke all you want but you don't make sense and you are not as cool as you think.lol, meathead The only thing you are a master in is baiting the hook .

 

[tree MDS]

Shreader vac, sreader vac, naah, naah, nah, nah, NAAH!!

 

[tree MDS]

Dan I'm sorry man, honestly I was just bustin, I'll shut up.

 

[treemandan]

Shreader vac, sreader vac, naah, naah, nah, nah, NAAH!!

Is that all you got? Reach deep, maybe you will find something better. Hit me , you can't hurt me, suck my... Go ask your mom for some more quarters sonny.
Hey Danny! Was I this bad? Very, very sorry.
Look MDS, I like you, you make me laugh. Lets start our own thread where just me and you can continue this .Is that allowed?
By the way: are you impressing yourself? You sure impressed me.

 

[treemandan]

Dan I'm sorry man, honestly I was just bustin, I'll shut up.

Do you know what I like about you?

 

[oldirty]

lol = laughing out loud

roflol = rolling on floor laughing out loud

roflmfao = rolling on floor laughing my f'ing ass off.

LOL = laughing out loud (really loud because is capitilized)


hope that helps tman.


about the trees. nothing to em. around here at least. i only know of one company (res) that uses a bucket up here. it's almost over kill to have a bucket because every yard here is fenced in to keep the moose out and dogs in.

ive fully roped down 3 trees since ive been here. cottonwoods.

the cottonwoods are funny though, you can rip 2 inch branches right off the stem so you gotta pay attention making moves.

the other day though i set up a pulley in 1 tree and rigged all the others making butt cuts to ease up on the mess of just dropping them. i hate huge messes and ruts in lawns from dumping wood. plus i got to use the winch to crane them over the lawn. something these guys havent seen yet. lol

as far as a challenge there isnt too big of one with the trees up here. i can see why people might develop bad habits up here. the wood is so forgiving you can get away with making poor cuts.

 

[oldirty]

Well I guess you had better get some interesting pics cause you got us all hyped up to see your apartment. Lets Go! Kick it up a notch! Bammm! Where are all those eskimo women who like to party? Where are the pictures of you galloping across the tundra on a moose?
I can't remember , did you fly out or drive?

i dont drink so i havent found any of them crazies out here, but i have been to the great alaskan bush company though. plenty of fur in there.

its a nice apartment though. lol

i flew out. and you dont want to get to close to moose from what ive read. something about getting trampled by them....

and yes now that i got the camera we'll have some working pics to go along with the house shots.

and youre right about the beard. longest ive gone without shaving. lol

 

[treemandan]

lol = laughing out loud

roflol = rolling on floor laughing out loud

roflmfao = rolling on floor laughing my f'ing ass off.

LOL = laughing out loud (really loud because is capitilized)


hope that helps tman.


about the trees. nothing to em. around here at least. i only know of one company (res) that uses a bucket up here. it's almost over kill to have a bucket because every yard here is fenced in to keep the moose out and dogs in.

ive fully roped down 3 trees since ive been here. cottonwoods.

the cottonwoods are funny though, you can rip 2 inch branches right off the stem so you gotta pay attention making moves.

the other day though i set up a pulley in 1 tree and rigged all the others making butt cuts to ease up on the mess of just dropping them. i hate huge messes and ruts in lawns from dumping wood. plus i got to use the winch to crane them over the lawn. something these guys havent seen yet. lol

as far as a challenge there isnt too big of one with the trees up here. i can see why people might develop bad habits up here. the wood is so forgiving you can get away with making poor cuts.

Cottonwood is dangerous, always uprooting or standing dead or so f-ing big you wonder why they didn't call you sooner.
I tell you buddy, I am going to be real diisapointed if you don't get hammered, strip down to your Redwings and go chase a moose to ride it into the Yukon singing "I'm a lumberjack and that's OK". You traveled that far, you might as well go the rest of the way. You work to much.
From the top: I'm a lumberjack and that's ok I sleep all night and work all day. I chop down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers and put on womens clothing and hang around in bars. Oh the joy!

 

[treemandan]

I'll be honest, I have to be. Those little abbreviations are gay, at least to me. Sorry.

 

[treemandan]

i dont drink so i havent found any of them crazies out here, but i have been to the great alaskan bush company though. plenty of fur in there.

its a nice apartment though. lol

i flew out. and you dont want to get to close to moose from what ive read. something about getting trampled by them....

and yes now that i got the camera we'll have some working pics to go along with the house shots.

and youre right about the beard. longest ive gone without shaving. lol

You can always tell if I had tuna last night for dinner if i have a clean shaven face.
Yeah the moose will F you up, that's why you need to be drunk.

 

[oldirty]

I'll be honest, I have to be. Those little abbreviations are gay, at least to me. Sorry.

easier than typing it all out.



no drinky for this fella. cant. ive made it too far along to go back to just "one" drink. never mind blacking out and trying to mount a moose.

there is a couple moose that hang out in my yard. i'll see if i cant get a pic of the size of them and why i am not going to chase one, let alone ride one to the yukon ass naked.

 

[oldirty]

You can always tell if I had tuna last night for dinner if i have a clean shaven face.
.

like i said. i havent gone out to the clubs or bars here.

lol