Stopped in to see my buddy Tim at the local stoveshop, and he got to telling me some amusing things that customers said to him recently. Thought you might like a chuckle:
Customer insisting that "there is something wrong with my stove; I'm burning much more wood now than I was back in November". Happens to be a lot colder now but that never entered their mind I guess!
Customer asked "what other colors can I get firebrick in besides this off-white"?
Customer on phone: "How do I get to your store"?
Tim: "Where are you coming from"?
Customer: "My house".
Customer on phone: "Where are you, I'm driving around trying to find your store"?
Stoveshop salesman: "We're on Lehigh Street".
Customer: "No you're not; we've been up and down Lehigh street and you're not there".
Customer: "I need a part for my woodstove".
Tim: "Okay, what kind is it"?
Customer: "It was my Father's".
Customer: "Do you have to empty the ashes out of the stove"?
I'm sure that they'll come up with some more!
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Customer insisting that "there is something wrong with my stove; I'm burning much more wood now than I was back in November". Happens to be a lot colder now but that never entered their mind I guess!
Customer asked "what other colors can I get firebrick in besides this off-white"?
Customer on phone: "How do I get to your store"?
Tim: "Where are you coming from"?
Customer: "My house".
Customer on phone: "Where are you, I'm driving around trying to find your store"?
Stoveshop salesman: "We're on Lehigh Street".
Customer: "No you're not; we've been up and down Lehigh street and you're not there".
Customer: "I need a part for my woodstove".
Tim: "Okay, what kind is it"?
Customer: "It was my Father's".
Customer: "Do you have to empty the ashes out of the stove"?
I'm sure that they'll come up with some more!
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