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Cant have a cat. My 200lb mastiff chews them like bubble gum!:hmm3grin2orange:

Cats are just so fast, im sure there are a few alley cats out there that would have the mastiffs face looking like confetti haha. They pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow all in about a 16th of a second then bounce to a new attack possition and pow pow pow pow pow some more then run like hell haha.:cheers:
 
Cats are just so fast, im sure there are a few alley cats out there that would have the mastiffs face looking like confetti haha. They pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow all in about a 16th of a second then bounce to a new attack possition and pow pow pow pow pow some more then run like hell haha.:cheers:

Around Crestline there are no stray cats. The coyotes think they are fine dinning. No stray dogs either, if they are big enough to fend of the coyotes the big cats think they taste wonderful.
 
Stray cats or "feral" cats can become a problem FAST! I helped my Mom round up a bunch o them in NC when she was living in Apex to take and get fixed. We kept the runt, now hes a big black 20 some lb ninny haha. His name is "Buffys" or "Nunu" along with about 25 other names. Women seem to like switching the names of their pets every few months haha.
 
Now lets be frank about this if the cat were to be called frank it would work in rather well when the cat was being an a**hole and crapping everywhere it no allowed to you could call it frank the wank plus a few other names that would work in well. But you also have to hope that no one called frank walks into the shop while you are cussing the cat out or that could have some funny......well not so funny consequences.
 
OK, Thanks to all. Makes me think about getting more cats for all the names.
From now on, he shall be known as

GRAPPLE.

That's such a cute name for a cat and I'll have fun seeing how many people get it.

I think Grapple is starting to do some hunting in the shop. :clap:
 
OK, Thanks to all. Makes me think about getting more cats for all the names.
From now on, he shall be known as

GRAPPLE.

That's such a cute name for a cat and I'll have fun seeing how many people get it.

I think Grapple is starting to do some hunting in the shop. :clap:

Excellent choice slowp!! :clap: :cheers:
 
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