Im looking for the roadside firewood but all im seeing is a new power pole.
Yep grab em... Get the manhole cover while your at it.. Scrap is up ya know..:msp_biggrin:
No, those are clearly deadfall - likely a victim of the PPPB (Purple Power Pole Borer). Remember that the greenies and the EPA are colluding to keep you from your god-given right to burn stuff, so if anyone approaches you while you're bucking that stuff up just open up on 'em with major firepower - they're just the EPA police.
(that oughta do it........oke: )
This is why they are talking about banning OWB in PA. Too many people are burning rr ties, utility poles, and garbage.
LOL - I have so much real wood to process! I'm trying not to think about how many hours it's going to take and compare that to the number of weekends in a summer.If you have an OWB, go for it if you want ... is firewood that scarce around your parts? With all the storm damage around here, I hear chainsaws running all the time!! It would seem there will be plenty of firewood this next winter otstir:
Now you're talking. From Penn no less. I didn't think you were as crazy as us up there.
You folks seem to be just a bit crazy to me....
Of course I make my living as an engineer for a city owned Electric Power Company.
David
There is one sure way that you can definately get that firewood.
There are a few things that you need to do first.
1. You need to go and buy yourself a orange vest and hard hat.
2. You need to go and stand by the poles, oops I meant logs for several hours and very closely watch them to see if they move.
3. You need to go back the second day with a friend and sit in your truck for 2 hours while watching the poles and drinking coffee.
4. You need to get out of the truck and start chewing tobacco. This way you and your friend can sit around and scratch your heads while spitting and thinking about logs.
5. You need to go back on day three and chew lots more tobacco, have in depth conversation with the 6 friends that you brought with you and talk on the phone constantly.
6. You need to go back on day four and sit in your truck all day (with it running) and so do your friends. This time bring laptops to pass the time. Don't forget to go to the local McDonalds to use the bathroom every hour on the hour.
7. This is when the work gets REALLY tough. After day four is over, Go to the convenience store and buy a case of beer so you have plenty of beer at home to work on the headache that you will need for day 5.
8. Day 5 arrive at log site with splitting headache. Smile at group of friends and talk about how much fun you had last night. Next CAREFULLY watch as a group of Mexicans come and pull the "logs" across the street to your property.
Pretty simple I would say. People around here do that all the time.
anything other than its initials.... Pa. Nothing more nothing less! :arrogant:
Hey, I got it.......but then, I have a mustache!:confident:I see I deadpanned this whole thread a bit too much. Some people actually took me seriously! :msp_thumbup:
For those of you who don't know me just remember - UncleMoustache = Funny. Everything I say is funny. Even that sentence, and if you didn't laugh, it's because you still feel dumb for taking me seriously in the first place. It's OK. I understand. Now start growing a moustache, and bring world peace to your area of the world.
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