Sledrat's Greasey Lil Chainsaw thread

[Gologit]

I may regret this request, morbid curiosity I guess, but here it goes, PICTURES!

No pictures!

 

[Fifelaker]

No pictures!

Where is your sense of adventure?:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[Zombiechopper]

I can't figure out how to hold the camera to get a flattering angle.

Maybe a full length mirror?

 

[Dan_in_WI]

All it took was admitting to being a post op tranny. Too easy. Next time I'll have find some way to work in some sheep.

HTH

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[DSS]

That's twice now that I've been sent to OTF.

Amateur.

 

[Zombiechopper]

green glowing Zombie sheep! Oh Fudge!

and yet, I feel strangely scottish urges.

(Shut up, I'm Scotch, so I can say I like sheep.)

 

[unclemoustache]

Thanks.

But, rules are rules.

Oh good heavens - you're not going to drag me into this now, are you? Just when it was starting to turn to the good!?!

Let's go back to that bromance thing. Here - maybe a few midgets would help. Where's cjcoon when you need him??

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[Zombiechopper]

that's actually me unclemoustache.

It's trimmed way back now because I really like hamburgers, but I kept biting my own fur when trying to eat them. Kinda takes the enjoyment out of a nice burger.

had it like this for a while too

 

[unclemoustache]

Very nice! Good lookin' chap, I must say. (But then, everyone with a moustache is good looking. It can't be helped.)

Yes, eating is somewhat difficult, and I've chomped more than a few hairs in my time. My wife's big complaint is when the hairs go up her nose when we kiss. :taped:

 

[Zombiechopper]

Very nice! Good lookin' chap, I must say. (But then, everyone with a moustache is good looking. It can't be helped.)

Yes, eating is somewhat difficult, and I've chomped more than a few hairs in my time. My wife's big complaint is when the hairs go up her nose when we kiss. :taped:

Yes, it takes dedication to look as good as we do. Sacrifices must be made so that people can have something nice to admire.

My Wife hates the moustache. It really ticked her off when we were walking in the mall one day and a good looking woman said to her friend loud enough to make sure I could hear, "I'm strangely attracted to that guy..."

I also had a very elderly lady come up to me at work grab me by the ears and kiss me. Then she said "I'm going home to think about you".

20 something hotties, octogenarians, it matters not. The moustache twitterpates them all.

 

[nmurph]

Yes, it takes dedication to look as good as we do. Sacrifices must be made so that people can have something nice to admire.

My Wife hates the moustache. It really ticked her off when we were walking in the mall one day and a good looking woman said to her friend loud enough to make sure I could hear, "I'm strangely attracted to that guy..."

I also had a very elderly lady come up to me at work grab me by the ears and kiss me. Then she said "I'm going home to think about you".

20 something hotties, octogenarians, it matters not. The moustache twitterpates them all.

Were these ladies shorn?

 

[stihl sawing]

Very nice! Good lookin' chap, I must say. (But then, everyone with a moustache is good looking. It can't be helped.)

Yes, eating is somewhat difficult, and I've chomped more than a few hairs in my time. My wife's big complaint is when the hairs go up her nose when we kiss. :taped:

:msp_w00t:With all them kids?

 

[Zombiechopper]

Were these ladies shorn?

I prefer them bushy. Gives the velcro gloves something to grab

 

[unclemoustache]

My Wife hates the moustache. It really ticked her off when we were walking in the mall one day and a good looking woman said to her friend loud enough to make sure I could hear, "I'm strangely attracted to that guy..."

I also had a very elderly lady come up to me at work grab me by the ears and kiss me. Then she said "I'm going home to think about you".

20 something hotties, octogenarians, it matters not. The moustache twitterpates them all.

I hear ya. Old and young alike have given me many compliments, although I've never been kissed or grabbed! :msp_wub: (Probably hard to reach me through the mass of children).

 

[unclemoustache]

I prefer them bushy. Gives the velcro gloves something to grab

And as for that, I happen to be from Montana, but I'll say no more on that topic. :msp_scared:

 

[HuskStihl]

This picture leaves me with many questions, the foremost two being;

1) why would such a handsome, handsome man ever want to "change"?

2) are there any assault rifle and/or fertilizer/diesel purchase restrictions in Saskatchewan?

 

[Zombiechopper]

This picture leaves me with many questions, the foremost two being;

1) why would such a handsome, handsome man ever want to "change"?

2) are there any assault rifle and/or fertilizer/diesel purchase restrictions in Saskatchewan?

1) Change is good. I'll try anything once

2) Everything fun is illegal in Canada. We need to buy permits just to fart

 

[DSS]

1) Change is good. I'll try anything once



2) Everything fun is illegal in Canada. We need to buy permits just to fart

I must owe somebody one son of a ##### of a pile of money then.

 

[Zombiechopper]

You've never paid your fart taxes?!!

Ermagerd. You. Are. So. Screwed.

They're gonna repo all yer saws and pies and ########.

 

[Zombiechopper]

anyone want explain why the videogame nin-tendo is blocked by the swear word sensors?