Someone should tell him about the mulberry tree ad.
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Someone should tell him about the mulberry tree ad.
RiverRocket
ArboristSite Guru
All these years I've had it backwards??? I thought oak had the helicopter thing a ma giggers,,
:hmm3grin2orange:
millbilly
ArboristSite Guru
That's a good one SMH
LegDeLimber
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....extended......groan.... for that one.
damato333
ArboristSite Operative
Very tall Cedar Tree
I almost cryed because I was laughing so hard after reading this. I'm not a tree guy so I'm not sure how much it would cost to bring it down but my guess is at least $1,000 probably more. They must think sawmills are just handing out bags and bags of money for logs. Why would anyone want to invest time, equipment, and their MONEY in a hope that's its good inside?
I almost cryed because I was laughing so hard after reading this. I'm not a tree guy so I'm not sure how much it would cost to bring it down but my guess is at least $1,000 probably more. They must think sawmills are just handing out bags and bags of money for logs. Why would anyone want to invest time, equipment, and their MONEY in a hope that's its good inside?
millbilly
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I live next town over from Wallingford gonna email them just to take a peak
damato333
ArboristSite Operative
Get a picture. If it is dead I will laugh so hard.
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zogger
Tree Freak
Dang, there are some good ones lately. Those farmers trees and that valuable, oh so valuable, black walnut!
I wonder if these people ever actually get a bite with those ads?
here's some I just thunked up..
"Hi"! My toilet is busted and septic tank seems to be leaking. If any licensed insured plumbers, with verifiable insurance and years experience, want to come and remove and replace these items, well, you can have the old ones for the work! You being a plumber, you can fix them and $ell them for a lot of money!
Hi! My house wiring needs to be replaced, need a licensed electrician to come and do it to code, you get all the valuable scrap copper, at only half price!
My ride needs a new engine. Need a good certified mechanic to bring one and remove the old one, then just *pop* the new one in, you get to keep the old one, which you can fix and sell for tons of money!!!
I wonder if these people ever actually get a bite with those ads?
here's some I just thunked up..
"Hi"! My toilet is busted and septic tank seems to be leaking. If any licensed insured plumbers, with verifiable insurance and years experience, want to come and remove and replace these items, well, you can have the old ones for the work! You being a plumber, you can fix them and $ell them for a lot of money!
Hi! My house wiring needs to be replaced, need a licensed electrician to come and do it to code, you get all the valuable scrap copper, at only half price!
My ride needs a new engine. Need a good certified mechanic to bring one and remove the old one, then just *pop* the new one in, you get to keep the old one, which you can fix and sell for tons of money!!!
terryknight
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thansk for the laughs cheesecutter
LegDeLimber
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Black Walnut Tree[/QUOTE]
Several people oughta email that guy and say that he's *under priced* it.
(just for giggles)
Several people oughta email that guy and say that he's *under priced* it.
(just for giggles)
I heard Black Walnut was valuable. :hmm3grin2orange:
RiverRocket
ArboristSite Guru
Man...he'll get $45,000 - $50,000 for them there trees:hmm3grin2orange:
$1,000 and he'll even cut, split and deliver...that's a steel:msp_rolleyes:
darkbyrd
Forest Hugger
Tell him you can't store all the wood from that 8-cord tree, and tell him you'll give him $500 for 4 cords :msp_rolleyes:
MrWhoopee
ArboristSite Operative
I'm having way too much fun reading AND RESPONDING to these adds. Try it, you'll like it.
