Damn geese. We have so many resident honkers now every where you go you walk in green slime. I shifted tractor trailers at UPS my last 6 years there. They would stand in front of trailer and just honk. One of our drivers got in deep goose sheet. While he was bent over pulling the pin to uncouple from a trailer, a goose ran up and bit him in the crotch, just missing his do dad’s. He spun around and hit it with his steel pin puller, then beat it to death. Then called yard control and said he was going home for an on job injury. He should have just tossed it over the hill. He was a hot head, next thing yard control called the cops, cops called DNR, he mouthed off to them, they threw the book at him. Hunting out of season, hunting in a no hunting zone. Company charged him with violence in the work place. Wound up going to anger management before he could come back to work. Lost his hunting license for 5 years, big fine, all for a goose that should have been in Canada.