Most times the wood is brought home, the truck backed up to the woodshed where the splitter is waiting.
Start the splitter, pop a cold frostie while the splitter warms up, 'cause the splitter has to warm up no matter the temps outside..swill cold frostie while taking the saws into garage, pop another cold frostie if the 1st one was a delicious, which of course it was,,,, slurp 2nd cold frostie while admiring the truck load of firewood and maybe split some wood before the evening is done..or pop another top, and split wood in the morning,,
Anvil on a stick?? Yea, I've got one,,swung it and others growing up,,the hydraulics have more appeal to me these days..