Medical alert------------>>>
AMA BULLETIN JUST ISSUED
The latest psychiatric disorder:
"CHAINSAW HORDING DISORDER"
SYMPTOMS:
DROOLING OVER SHINY SAW(S)
SNEAKING SAW(S) INTO THE GARAGE AT WEIRD HOURS
STARTING SAW JUST TO SMELL EXHAUST
BUYING FROM AUCTIONS AND OR CLASSIFIED ADS
EXCESS LITERATURE ALL OVER THE HOME ABOUT SAWS AND ACCESSORIES
MAXING OUT OF FUNDS IN BANK ACCOUNT
SLEEPING NEAR OR WITH SAW(S)
BITS AND PIECES OF SAW(S)AND ACCESSORIES ALL OVER THE PLACE
SAW(S) IN THE KITCHEN
WATCHING VIDEOS OF SAW(S) OR RELATED TOPIC
SAW(S) BEING NAMED AND TREATED LIKE A PET
GOING TO CHAT SITES TO TALK ABOUT SAW(S) AND ACCESSORIES
CONVERSATION REVOLVING AROUND SAW(S) AND ACCESORIES
ADVERSE SIDE EFFECTS
IN SEVERE CASES PERSONS WITH "CHAINSAW HORDING DISORDER" MY BECOME DELUSIONAL AND MAY BECOME AGGRESSIVE IF ANY OF THEIR SAW(S) BECOME DAMAGED OR ARE TAKEN AWAY.
THERE IS NO KNOW CURE. ONLY MEDICATION AND PSYCHIATRIC INTERVENTION CAN REDUCE THE SYMPTOMS.