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Bruce Lee was the only person to have beaten Chuck in Enter The Dragon.
Chuck Norris--Treehugger V. Chainsaw
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Bruce Lee was the only person to have beaten Chuck in Enter The Dragon.
But who's laughing now .........
Anthony_Va.
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Chuck Norris has never had anything on Bruce Lee when he was alive. No way could he have beaten him on his best day.
I'd say Jackie Chan could beat Chuck.
I'd say Jackie Chan could beat Chuck.
Anthony_Va.
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Chuck Norris has never had anything on Bruce Lee when he was alive. No way could he have beaten him on his best day.
I'd say Jackie Chan could beat Chuck.
You are right. Lee NEVER fought competitively.
I think everyone needs a reminder about Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the heck down.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com.
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors other people get hurt.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris once ate 4 turtles whole. When he crapped them out, they all knew karate, and they are now known as The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Chuck Norris does not have a religion. The gods worship Chuck Norris.
Guns kill 12 people a day. Chuck Norris kills 20.
When Chuck Norris goes hunting he shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a head start.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
The only thing better than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris on TV, talking about Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris doesn't get the belt, the belt get Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris’d.
Chuck Norris once went back in time to fight Chuck Norris. He won.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
The adjective "perfect" originated when Chuck Norris gave his penis a nickname.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The Bermuda Triangle is a myth. That's just were Chuck Norris practices his round house kicks.
The Titanic didn't sink by hitting an iceberg, it really hit Chuck Norris' chin as he was making his usual laps around the North Atlantic.
When Chuck Norris talks to a Russian He doesn't speak Russian. The Russian, speaks Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because it implies the possibility of failure Chuck Norris goes killing.
When you are Chuck Norris every light claps on and off.
Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lay the heck down.
it only takes Chuck Norris 1 lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Chuck Norris is not in your extended network, you are in his
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
When Bruce Willis gets mad, he turns into The Incredible Hulk. When The Incredible Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last two digits of Pi
Chuck Norris figured out a way to make his dink 10 inches long. He folded it in half.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
\Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green
4 card from the game UNO.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Archeologists unearthed an Old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the heck down.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Chuck Norris is actually Jeeves from AskJeeves.com.
When Chuck Norris runs with scissors other people get hurt.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris once ate 4 turtles whole. When he crapped them out, they all knew karate, and they are now known as The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Chuck Norris does not have a religion. The gods worship Chuck Norris.
Guns kill 12 people a day. Chuck Norris kills 20.
When Chuck Norris goes hunting he shoots himself in the leg to give the bear a head start.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
The only thing better than Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris on TV, talking about Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris doesn't get the belt, the belt get Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
When Chuck Norris goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris’d.
Chuck Norris once went back in time to fight Chuck Norris. He won.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
The adjective "perfect" originated when Chuck Norris gave his penis a nickname.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
The Bermuda Triangle is a myth. That's just were Chuck Norris practices his round house kicks.
The Titanic didn't sink by hitting an iceberg, it really hit Chuck Norris' chin as he was making his usual laps around the North Atlantic.
When Chuck Norris talks to a Russian He doesn't speak Russian. The Russian, speaks Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because it implies the possibility of failure Chuck Norris goes killing.
When you are Chuck Norris every light claps on and off.
Crop circles are just Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn just needs to lay the heck down.
it only takes Chuck Norris 1 lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Chuck Norris is not in your extended network, you are in his
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
When Bruce Willis gets mad, he turns into The Incredible Hulk. When The Incredible Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last two digits of Pi
Chuck Norris figured out a way to make his dink 10 inches long. He folded it in half.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
\Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green
4 card from the game UNO.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Archeologists unearthed an Old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.
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In all seriousness, and IMO, I feel Chuck Norris is the real deal. Not to take anything away from Lee, but Chuck Norris I feel would have won a fight between the two if ever happened. Chuck at the time of the movie WAS the World Karate Champion. I think we all forget that what we seen of Lee mostly was on t.v.......
Chuck Norris is one bad mamma jamma.........
Chuck Norris is one bad mamma jamma.........
MacLaren
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Wasnt that "way of the dragon"
1968-1974 Norris was the undisputed middle weight champion of the world.
Anthony_Va.
XPW Fan Club
Lee did fight competitevly. He was in many fights. He invented Jeet Kune Do, which Chuck Norris studied under him.
Chuck is the second badest man under Bruce IMO. We all have our own opinions on this. The speed of Bruce Lee would have walked all over Chuck. He had a 1 inch punch that could knock a man over a chair and into a floor.
He could also do repetitive push ups with two fingers of one hand and do 50 reps of one-handed chin ups.
Chuck is the second badest man under Bruce IMO. We all have our own opinions on this. The speed of Bruce Lee would have walked all over Chuck. He had a 1 inch punch that could knock a man over a chair and into a floor.
He could also do repetitive push ups with two fingers of one hand and do 50 reps of one-handed chin ups.
Anthony_Va.
XPW Fan Club
Quoted from Wiki:
Lee was involved in competitive fights, some of which were arranged while others were not. Dan Inosanto stated, "There's no doubt in my mind that if Bruce Lee had gone into pro boxing, he could easily have ranked in the top three in the lightweight division or junior-welterweight division".[38]
Lee defeated three-time champion British boxer Gary Elms by way of knockout in the third round in the 1958 Hong Kong Inter-School amateur Boxing Championships by using Wing Chun traps and high/low-level straight punches.[39]
The following year, Lee became a member of the "Tigers of Junction Street," and was involved in numerous gang-related street fights. "In one of his last encounters, while removing his jacket the fellow he was squaring off against sucker punched him and blackened his eye. Bruce flew into a rage and went after him, knocking him out, breaking his opponent's arm. The police were called as a result".[40] The incident took place on a Hong Kong rooftop at 10 pm on Wednesday, 29 April 1959.[41]
In 1962, Lee knocked out Uechi, a Japanese black belt Karateka, in 11 seconds in a 1962 Full-Contact match in Seattle. It was refereed by Jesse Glover. The incident took place in Seattle at a YMCA handball court. Taki Kamura says the battle lasted 10 seconds in contrary to Hart's statement.[42] Ed Hart states "The karate man arrived in his gi (uniform), complete with black belt, while Bruce showed up in his street clothes and simply took off his shoes. The fight lasted exactly 11 seconds – I know because I was the time keeper – and Bruce had hit the guy something like 15 times and kicked him once. I thought he'd killed him".[43] The fight ended by Bruce knocking Uechi the length of the gymnasium.[44]
In Oakland, California in 1964 at Chinatown, Lee had a controversial private match with Wong Jack Man, a direct student of Ma Kin Fung known for his mastery of Xingyiquan, Northern Shaolin, and Tai chi chuan. According to Lee, the Chinese community issued an ultimatum to him to stop teaching non-Chinese; when he refused to comply he was challenged to a combat match with Wong, the arrangement being that if Lee lost he would have to shut down his school while if he won then Lee would be free to teach Caucasians or anyone else.[40] Wong denies this, stating that he requested to fight Lee after Lee issued an open challenge during one of Lee's demonstrations at a Chinatown theatre, and that Wong himself did not discriminate against Caucasians or other non-Chinese.[45] "That paper had all the names of the sifu from Chinatown, but they don't scare me". — Bruce Lee[46
Lee was involved in competitive fights, some of which were arranged while others were not. Dan Inosanto stated, "There's no doubt in my mind that if Bruce Lee had gone into pro boxing, he could easily have ranked in the top three in the lightweight division or junior-welterweight division".[38]
Lee defeated three-time champion British boxer Gary Elms by way of knockout in the third round in the 1958 Hong Kong Inter-School amateur Boxing Championships by using Wing Chun traps and high/low-level straight punches.[39]
The following year, Lee became a member of the "Tigers of Junction Street," and was involved in numerous gang-related street fights. "In one of his last encounters, while removing his jacket the fellow he was squaring off against sucker punched him and blackened his eye. Bruce flew into a rage and went after him, knocking him out, breaking his opponent's arm. The police were called as a result".[40] The incident took place on a Hong Kong rooftop at 10 pm on Wednesday, 29 April 1959.[41]
In 1962, Lee knocked out Uechi, a Japanese black belt Karateka, in 11 seconds in a 1962 Full-Contact match in Seattle. It was refereed by Jesse Glover. The incident took place in Seattle at a YMCA handball court. Taki Kamura says the battle lasted 10 seconds in contrary to Hart's statement.[42] Ed Hart states "The karate man arrived in his gi (uniform), complete with black belt, while Bruce showed up in his street clothes and simply took off his shoes. The fight lasted exactly 11 seconds – I know because I was the time keeper – and Bruce had hit the guy something like 15 times and kicked him once. I thought he'd killed him".[43] The fight ended by Bruce knocking Uechi the length of the gymnasium.[44]
In Oakland, California in 1964 at Chinatown, Lee had a controversial private match with Wong Jack Man, a direct student of Ma Kin Fung known for his mastery of Xingyiquan, Northern Shaolin, and Tai chi chuan. According to Lee, the Chinese community issued an ultimatum to him to stop teaching non-Chinese; when he refused to comply he was challenged to a combat match with Wong, the arrangement being that if Lee lost he would have to shut down his school while if he won then Lee would be free to teach Caucasians or anyone else.[40] Wong denies this, stating that he requested to fight Lee after Lee issued an open challenge during one of Lee's demonstrations at a Chinatown theatre, and that Wong himself did not discriminate against Caucasians or other non-Chinese.[45] "That paper had all the names of the sifu from Chinatown, but they don't scare me". — Bruce Lee[46
Never held a title or fought competitively on any major stage.
Anthony_Va.
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BTW: Loved the Chuck Norris reminders. 
Thats hilarious! Never seen that before.
Thats hilarious! Never seen that before.
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He who laughs last laughs loudest!
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My bad I knew it was "something dragon"
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No biggie, IMO, they are hard to keep up with....
