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FREE fire wood!!! Dead! Great for fires (Royal Oak)

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Date: 2011-08-29, 4:46PM EDT
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I have two giant dead trees next to my house that I'd like cut down and taken away... it's right before winter so I'm sure someone out there could use a ton of free fire wood I can send u pics, it just needs to be someone who knows what they are doing as my house is across the driveway from them... but they are 100% dead, and I hear that's the best firewood, so hopefully we can both benefit from this. please contact me if u need pics/more info. Thank you so much!!!


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[80cj]

a buddy sent me this. it is a bit inappropriate, but just couldn't resist. i wanted to reply with a pic of my 066.

howmuch wood can a woodchuck f***? - mw4m (cullman)

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Date: 2011-08-29, 9:08PM CDT
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i finally got an off day and need some help with two things,,to get the second,,you must help with the first,,i have two trees down from the storm i need some help cutting up,,then my wife has been wanting to try two d***s at once(i only have one),,so if you are available tomorrow and in good physical shape(no really big boys) and can send pics of yourself and your equipment tonight,,then let us know,,we are real and i will be doing this in the morning with or without you

 

[banshee67]

Hurricane Irene *Free Firewood* compilation - part 1

Plenty of Firewood to be removed from this oak tree. Give me a call to make arragements.

Firewood Cut pieces must take all dont touch anything else . I have survailence cameras.
thanks

Oak tree trunk down. If you've got a saw, you're welcomed to come take whatever you could use for firewood! Trunk is about 25 feet long

THE BRANCHES ARE ALREADY CUT OFF.
IT JUST NEEDS TO BE CUT INTO PIECES AND TAKEN AWAY BY SOME WONDERFUL PERSON WHO WOULD LIKE FIREWOOD TO USE FOR THEMSELVES OR TO SELL.

THANKS

 

[banshee67]

part-2

FREE Firewood! You do all the work, bring your own tools and remove. 90 foot Red Oak fell down from Irene. You get free wood, I get the tree removed............we both win! This is excellent hardwood. Won't last.




(this following one actually sounds pretty decent)

Free firewood. Unsplit but cut to length. Mostly Oak and some Beech wood. Ready for the taking. Come and get it. Call or text



(this guys had this huge oak taken down the day after irene)

arge tree is being taken down at this moment. This wood is dense Hardwood excellent for all heating and fireplace uses. Email for address.

 

[D&B Mack]

Pics in link (Another Gold Mine)

Black Walnut Tree

Black Walnut Tree (Lansdale)

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Date: 2011-08-29, 2:10PM EDT
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Black Walnut Tree. Best offer. Worth money, especially for wood workers. Contact 610-322-5530

 

[Philbert]

Irene Wood

When we are doing storm clean up we sometimes get 'wood boogers'; especially when it is a tornado that hits a limited area, and not everywhere. Maybe it is just more noticeable then because the activity is concentrated in one area.

I would prefer that people offer to help clear the wood from the yards, walks, driveways, etc., not just scrounge from the curb, but whatever. In you photos, they would certainly earn any wood they hauled in a quid-pro-quo deal

Philbert

Plenty of Firewood to be removed from this oak tree. Give me a call to make arragements.

Firewood Cut pieces must take all dont touch anything else . I have survailence cameras.
thanks

Oak tree trunk down. If you've got a saw, you're welcomed to come take whatever you could use for firewood! Trunk is about 25 feet long

THE BRANCHES ARE ALREADY CUT OFF.
IT JUST NEEDS TO BE CUT INTO PIECES AND TAKEN AWAY BY SOME WONDERFUL PERSON WHO WOULD LIKE FIREWOOD TO USE FOR THEMSELVES OR TO SELL.

THANKS

 

[D&B Mack]

Pic in link (Figured this would go over better in firewood section)

log splitter for sale

log splitter for sale - $600 (pottstown)

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Date: 2011-08-31, 3:25PM EDT
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I have a 22 ton wood splitter for sale. It is the Husky 22 ton model that TSC sells . Works good, selling due to purchase of pellet stove. ask for pics.

 

[Davej_07]

Now THIS is a dealy-o!!!

How can you pass up an opportunity such as this?!?


Free Fire Wood You Cut (New Berlin)

Date: 2011-09-04, 8:19AM CDT
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I am looking for someone to cut down a 65 foot box elder tree will be willing to give you more then half the wood if you cut it down call me 262-446-9944 ask for Toby

Location: New Berlin
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[Philbert]

e will be willing to give you more then half the wood if you cut it down

51% ! What a sport. And it's Boxelder - Score!!!

Philbert

 

[olyman]

51% ! What a sport. And it's Boxelder - Score!!!

Philbert

your right,,some people!!!! some of these,,are real hummers!!

 

[CRThomas]

Problem

your right,,some people!!!! some of these,,are real hummers!!

Most people look at people and class us all together. We only do this for a little beer money.
So they think we are hurting to get some beer money and will do any thing to get it. That's the reason you see stupid ads about free wood later

 

[Steve2910]

Firewood for sale

Approximately 40 logs of Sassafras

You haul. Back truck right up to pile

$50 or best offer

 

[stihlaficionado]

Firewood for sale

Approximately 40 logs of Sassafras

You haul. Back truck right up to pile

$50 or best offer

best offer = you owe me $10.00 for gas

 

[k5alive]

yeah i did some work for people on craigslist............................ Thats one road i wont drive again.......... ever.

 

[D&B Mack]

Ah, what the heck, I've got nothing better to do...

Tree Removed/Free wood

Tree Removed/Free wood (Mohnton)

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Date: 2011-09-06, 1:57PM EDT
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Just moved into home and have a large oak tree (at minimum 10 ft) in front of home that I need removed and the stump ground down. If you have the capability to SAFELY remove the tree and grind down the stump; you are welcome to take it for free!


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[Steve NW WI]

8 @ 40' Pine Trees

Up for consideration: 8 @ 40' Pine Trees $200
Or make offer
This will make four cords of wood easy.
You can cut on site
Bring your chain saw
We have various other trees you can take if you buy our pines!
No large equipment needed!
Priced to sell!!!
I Thank You For Looking!!!
Serious inquires only
No solicitors
Call or email
1-612-308-four six six zero
ask for Matt

 

[stihlaficionado]

8 @ 40' Pine Trees

Up for consideration: 8 @ 40' Pine Trees $200
Or make offer
This will make four cords of wood easy.
You can cut on site
Bring your chain saw
We have various other trees you can take if you buy our pines!
No large equipment needed!
Priced to sell!!!
I Thank You For Looking!!!
Serious inquires only
No solicitors
Call or email
1-612-308-four six six zero
ask for Matt

 

[Doc Hickory]

I posted an ad on CL looking for free wood. I figured ol' farmer Brown might have a blow down in a fence row he wanted gone and I'd do the job for the firewood. That was 2 months ago, and I'm still looking at projects people contacted me about. The best one was this lady who wanted all the trees cut and removed from her yard. I went and looked at the job...lots of good hardwood (oaks mostly), good size at 12"-14" DBH. Only problem was there was an incredible amount of overhead utility lines. I told the lady that at the least the person would need to climb most of these trees and rig them down from the top, or better yet use a bucket truck. She yed me real strong and said in an undertone "You'd think some people would go RENT a bucket truck!" Hell yeah, go rent a bucket truck for a few cords of 'free' firewood, there's a winning proposition!
I had another lady contact me and asked if I wanted some free firewood. I went to look it over and she showed me where the power company had come through this past spring and cut back the trees from a large power line. Lots of seasoning white oak, cherry trees, some at least 24" diameter, other species, almost all hardwoods and about a hundred yard swath. I'll be cutting through that tangle much of the fall. You wins some and you loses some...

 

[D&B Mack]

Outside of Reading, PA

Trees for firewood

Trees for firewood (Mohnton)

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Date: 2011-09-08, 6:43PM EDT
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We have at least 6 to 8 trees that have fallen at the edge of the forest in the backyard, and there are 2 additional dead trees that are standing. All of these trees need to go and any other fallen trees you may find on the property. The area has easy access and you will be able to drive up very close to the location. I am not overly concerned about the branches and small stuff, I just need the big tree trunks cut up and removed.


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[Steve NW WI]

Edited: Read above.

You wins some and you loses some...

Ain't that the truth?

Trees for firewood

Trees for firewood (Mohnton)

Edited See above

That one actually sounds pretty reasonable. So does this one, but it's 70 miles from me. Get a kick out of the terminology though!

free firewood

Took down 2 very large maple trees this summer. Ended up with lots of UNSPLINTERED wood. If you can haul it away, you can have it. The pieces are large so you'll need a chainsaw to cut them into moveable pieces.

Serious inquiries only.