Falling Pics

[Sport Faller]

All that booze sounded good last night though eh?

oh yeah it was tasty, even my teeth hurt today

 

[056kid]

toughen up ladies

 

[RandyMac]

Drove in the rain all day, time for a drink.

 

[Rounder]

Cheeseburgers, moonshine, and bourbon tonight....good friends.........good living

 

[forestryworks]

Cheeseburgers

Don't tell Nate, he'll foam at the mouth.

 

[Metals406]

Don't tell Nate, he'll foam at the mouth.

 

[slowp]

A Westside Springtime Haiku

Rain rain rain rain rain.
The sun may shine on Tuesday
Then more rain rain rain

 

[Gologit]

Rain rain rain rain rain.
The sun may shine on Tuesday
Then more rain rain rain

Nice. 17 syllables right on the money.

Now how 'bout some iambic pentameter? We need a Poet Laureate on AS. Give this outfit a little class.

And...before anybody asks...no limericks.

 

[RandyMac]

there once was a man named Gologit

 

[Metals406]

there once was a man named Gologit

Who's saw ripped so hard he couldn't bog it. . .

 

[Cedarkerf]

Long as I remember rain been comin down....been tryin to find the sun....still the rain kept fallin....and I wonder still I wonder whooll stop the rain

 

[RandyMac]

and broke the tree trying to dawg it

 

[slowp]

There's a packrat in my woodshed.
I really want him dead.
The packrat in my woodshed has made a stinky bed.
I set a trap the other morning
The trap went off -- he got a warning.
I have rebaited the trap. I used peanut butter
There has been no snap! Oh fudge I utter.
I think perhaps he is to smart
The dog eats the bait which makes him fart.
I really want the packrat dead.
I do not want him in my shed.:msp_tongue:

 

[madhatte]

<------------------------------------ Do you want him here?

Do you want him there ----------------------------------> ?

Do you want him anywhere?

Do you want him in a box?

Do you want him with a fox?

 

[RandyMac]

Gologit got his saw stuck,
the bucker was behind the truck
with a magazine, trying to floggit

 

[slowp]

I do not want him in a box.
I do not want him with a fox.
I do not like that old pack rat.
I would like to see him with the cat.

 

[Gologit]

I do not want him in a box.
I do not want him with a fox.
I do not like that old pack rat.
I would like to see him with the cat.

SlowP, would you please take RandyMac and Metals 406 aside and explain iambic pentameter to them? Please?

 

[Gologit]

there once was a man named Gologit

You...go back to writing stories. They're good.

 

[Gologit]

Who's saw ripped so hard he couldn't bog it. . .

And you...go weld something. Soon.

 

[madhatte]

Phew! Dodged that bullet through pure plagiarism... for science!