Go ahead and flame me - but advice and advise are not the same word

[Jon1212]

Hey Overclock,

Check it out. This dude reminds me of you.

http://www.arboristsite.com/community/threads/best-place-to-get-a-stihl-woods-ported.268045/

 

[cgraham1]

waaaazup biacheeeze


Woods Port or Woodsport? Was we playing games now? lol

Are you Brush Ape's retarded cousin?

 

[hseII]

I too, would like her to buy me a new saw or two.

See, not at the end...

Tour correct, I said sentence, and I meant statement.

No coma needed

 

[Jon1212]

Cousin HEath,

Coma, or comma?

 

[Gypo Logger]

I've always had trouble spelling Mississippi, I can always spell the river, but never the state.

 

[farmer steve]

i have the same trouble with Mizzoree.

 

[Overclock]

Are you Brush Ape's retarded cousin?

You're partly right. I'm not as smart as him no way.

This thread about the English language interests me, though. English was my major in college alongside Computer Science and a minor in Psychology. I let English go and focus on technology and psychology now. I'd get out of trees altogether but my other retarded cousin is a Forester who owns a mill and a kiln. I cut timber in four states and still climb in my 40's.

Saw building is a passion >BTW<.

 

[hseII]

Cousin HEath,

Coma, or comma?

Someone is going into a coma if he doesn't start using commas.

 

[Overclock]

We get a fair share of seaboard transplants here. Would you think people from Maryland would have a drawl? Well they do but it is unique. One peculiar trait is that when you ask a Marylander how they are doing, they respond by telling you what they are doing. Haha. I always get a kick out of that one.

"Hey Art how are you doing?"

"Just fixing the fence. How about you?"

lol

For the record, spell check has corrected me spelling, "their," wrong so many times I finally do it all by myself. That 'I before E' rule never made any sense to me.

 

[Overclock]

And Pleeez kids, your spelling and use of grammar is an epic F-F-Fail-ure not an epic fail. Inner city crap.

Rant over TY. (Thank You.)

 

[NewToStihl]

Another one that bothers me...

It seems very few people understand the definition of irony. I constantly hear people say something is ironic when it's actually a coincidence.

 

[bcaarms]

I am truly blessed.

 

[Gypo Logger]

Most guys here think grammar was their fathers mother.

 

[Guido Salvage]

Most guys here think grammar was their fathers mother.

That would be father's ...

 

[fearofpavement]

You guys remind me of my wife. She's good at English and stuff. I'm good at changing the oil in our cars. So we each have our place.

 

[Philbert]

You guys remind me of my wife. She's good at English and stuff. I'm good at changing the oil in our cars. So we each have our place.

So who would change the oil if you had an English car, like an MG, or Land Rover?

(Just curious).

Philbert

 

[Gypo Logger]

That would be father's ...

Just a typo. I meant fawsha.

 

[dswensen]

Most guys here think grammar was their fathers mother.

THIS. IS. AWESOME!!!

 

[Jon1212]

Most guys here think grammar was their fathers mother.

Someone once asked me about my Grammar, and I said, "She dieded".

 

[Gypo Logger]

Someone once asked me about my Grammar, and I said, "She dieded".

They were prolly just a spelling nazi.