Good juvenile humor at the local paper's expense

[bore_pig]

Phil McCrevace? Must've changed his name. I knew him as Phil McKracken.

 

[Ljute]

Classic.

 

[treemandan]

Man, I walked into this place and the guy told me his name was Haywood and then someone called him by his name I just stood there looking at the poor guy.
But three cheers for the funny guy shoveling snow!

 

[forcedintoit]

I must work for the paper, still don't see it?

 

[mimilkman1]

Let's not forget the editor Mike Oxlong.

Kyle

 

[rmagill]

Im not getting the Donner party joke though.
My favorite one to use is Mike Oxlong

 

[Fronty Owner]

In college, there was a local eatery that you would fill out a paper with what you wanted and your name, then call your name when the order was ready.
Mike Hunt got used quite regularly.

 

[derwood91]

I must work for the paper, still don't see it?

You always were a little slow growing up.......... It's in the name........

Haywood Ja-blo-me.

 

[sloth9669]

ROFL got it,I must be slow.had to read it three times........................

tock me 3 as well but worth the time !

 

[clutch25]

Gotta love that one! For sure if it is your local paper!
Too bad for me, I let my subscription run out about a week before this came out. Couldn't stand the liberal crap published in a supposed "republican" paper.

 

[savageactor7]

Bwaaahahaha

 

[mickeyd]

I love things like that. Whenever the wife and I are asked our name for seating wait at a restaurant. I always give the name Donner.. You would be surprised how many people have no idea Who the Donner party was.. But for those that do.. Get a chuckle.

think I would die laughing at a resturant if the Donner Party was paged .
good one !

 

[Mike Van]

Im not getting the Donner party joke though.
My favorite one to use is Mike Oxlong

The Donner party was caught by winter snows in the Sierra mountains years back. They wound up eating their dead to survive.

 

[Hoover]

Good stuff ---
other classics are Al K Seltzer, Gene Poole, and M Balmer.