VinceGU05
PSA vitim.
can i borrow ya missus?
T-1I keep a beater saw for those 'Can I borrow your saw' occasions.
Keeps friends friends.
Mornin good looking....I know you'll understand, I just can't like this^^^...Can I borrow your wife?
and when they say sure...I say:
Ok bad example, '
"she's not really one of those; 'everyone's girl'
Quit baiting us you..Whenever someone asks to borrow "my" saw I just smile and and ask em if they heard the one about Patty and Olof, a couple of out-of-work lumberjacks who were wondering around town looking for some action when Patty points to a sign in a saw shop window that says, "Tree fellers wanted, apply within"...
Olof reads the sign, turns to Patty and says, "Dat's no good to us Patty me boy, dere's only da two of us"....
Hahaha, that joke was a boot...(see what I did there)...Quit baiting us you..
Your Patrick spells his name the feminine way...(not that I'm any expert but I am an export *wink*
Ok.. I guess I have time for a quick one (not really...I fired my helper last night. That's one down. This guy didn't even make it at of Vancouver. Its a great place to skid him but it puts me in a bad place. )
So Paddy & Sean leave Belfast for the big Island to bomb London. So Sean is sitting with the Bomb on his lap on route and looks over at Paddy and says;...." Patrick!
....what if the Bomb goes off on the we there"? ...."Need not worry Sean, we've got another one in the trunk
( 'boot')
I don't know why?? It reeks monogamyMornin good looking....I know you'll understand, I just can't like this^^^...
Come on...how hard could it be to use a chainsaw? You put gas in the gas tank, and used dirty motor oil in the oil tank, and let 'er rip.
Right??
What are you saying...Dyslexics shouldn't throw stones, as they live in glass houses.Hahaha, that joke was a boot...(see what I did there)...
Oh and Jamie me boy, I hope you remember that ^^ highlighted in red the next time the grammar police pay you a visit...*winkydinky*...
I'd loan out the wife. Can't ever get her started anyway.
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