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MattG
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Don't be shy! Just say it, and sh@g loads of birds too....wa hey!I'm going to go drive my car real fast and eat some read meat now
Don't be shy! Just say it, and sh@g loads of birds too....wa hey!I'm going to go drive my car real fast and eat some read meat now
That was real stupid... all that fabric flapping around in the breeze could have been grabbed up by the chain.Did you see the poor nun get her chainsaw stuck?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_co...Blxi0FSUQSlW9xl5nl0B7qGuXHd1RX89tNyJAskyalghw
God loved her, obviously!
Jomoco
Green wood weight varys between 35 and 65 lbs per cubic foot. Density is directly related. Most people use 50 as a rough estimate. Im sure you are smart enough to figure volume of a cylinder, cone or parabula to determine weight of the trunk of the tree. The weight of the crown and foliage is a lot more variableI was going to ask, but didn't want to appear nerdy, how do you calculate the weight of a tree? Per foot x diameter? Is one tree species heavier than another?
Combining letters and numbers = Stupid equationsVolume of a cylinder:
V = πr2h
And that's r squared, not r2. So using Americano imperial measurements, for a tree bough 18" in diameter by 15 feet high, we'd have a volume of:
3.14 x (0.75) x (0.75) x 15 = 26.5 cubic foot
Times by the stated approximate density of 50lb/cu ft
26.5 * 50 = 1325 lb
Pretty heavy, to fall on yer roof, yer f**king redneck! Tomorrow, we'll apply the laws of motion to determine the amount of energy transferred to the roof of a house after falling 25 feet. Right, I'm off to get laid.
You're a flukey lady, TwiNkleToes...Combining letters and numbers = Stupid equations
I get the same solution by:
18 x 15 divided by 10 = 27 x 50 = 1350
Is my method wrong? Just a lucky fluke?You're a flukey lady, TwiNkleToes...
Is my method wrong? Just a lucky fluke?
What about a tree 22" x 19'? I get 2090. What do you get using your funky equation?
Hold onto yer hat, TNT, let's see..Is my method wrong? Just a lucky fluke?
What about a tree 22" x 19'? I get 2090. What do you get using your funky equation?
No problem - anything to boost moral!This is too funny...I've had a bit of a rough go at it and these jibes really brighten my day up..Thanks guys.
BR,
~TW
Incorrect, The answer is 2090. You get a great big F.Hold onto yer hat, TNT, let's see..
So, that's what I make it. Well, better run. Toddle pip!
- Convert first in same units. Let's just feet as Mr. B. C. Wetcoast, used lb/cu ft for the density in #26 .
Ok, 22" as feet, well we have 22/12 (remember 12" per 1'). So we have 1.833 feet as our diameter.
- Now let's use our nice (not stupid, thank you Twinkle) little equation.
Volume is PI times radius squared times height
- Oh but, we had 1.833' as diameter, we need to half that for the radius, i.e. radius = 0.917', and now into the above Volume equation:
(using 3.14 as PI)
V = 3.14 x 0.917 x 0.917 x 19 = 50.13 cubic feet.
- Now timesing that by our suggested 50 lb/cu ft density figure:
Weight = Volume x Density = 50 * 50 = 2500 lb
Now timesing that by our suggested...
Ha ha! Where's your working out?Incorrect, The answer is 2090. You get a great big F.
If you're trying to say, "show your work" okay:Ha ha! Where's your working out?
No problem - anything to boost moral!
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