I'm broke, I'm broken and I have no ambition!

[sawinredneck]

If you haven't already, search online and read every medical book associated with the ailment. Don't believe a man gets info from a doctor office or pain clinic except on their perceived "need to know" basis. I was really amazed at what I learned on my own. Many ways to treat a disc besides with a knife and a dremel.

I've done a lot of research on this honestly! I was pretty pissed about the whole thing. My Doc's nurse called and left a message to call, I called and called, no return call. Then I got a letter in the mail that I had an appointment with "pain management" the next Monday. I couldn't get a hold of my Doc at all!
The specialist, wow! I was a real inconvenience to him, taking his time and asking questions. I was doing good to get seven min of his time. His plan is two shots, one high, one low back, every six weeks.
Then I did some research online and was ready cancel the whole thing! I wasn't happy or comfortable about any of it! I called other specialists, but they don't do consolations, only shots and other Doc's wanted me to go to their people to get another MRI, the copy of the one I had wasn't good enough for them.
A whole lot of run around for a second opinion!
I went and talked to my Chiropractor, he explained what was on the MRI, what it meant, got a model of the spine and showed me how I was afflicted and how these shots would help me, and help him be able to fix me in the future. He knew this specialist and had seen his work and highly recommended I do this.
Not sure why nobody else could have done that?

Not too bad for a redneck, heh?

I was thinking of sending some cash with the firewood so that you could get yourself something to eat while I unload it and stack it for you, would that be ok also?

I think I'll bring a couple 12-packs of European beer for you to drink while I sharpen all of your chains, those would probably bother your back in a bad way if you had to do that yourself.

You know, come to think of it I'm gonna write that guy on TV that does those home makeovers. Your story seems as sad as any of the others that get new homes...but I've seen some pretty sad stories...do you think you could poke one of your eyes out so we would have a better chance of getting a free home for you?

Other than the poking an eye out, I like it!

 

[BlueRidgeMark]

He fell off the deep end a long time ago, i think hes still falling.

Honestly i feel sorry for the guy to come on a forum and have to do that. Then again he doesnt do his business very well. He probably could pay his bills if he got a real job or just canceled the internet lol.

Yep. He's been given a lot of good advice, and he's implemented NONE of it. All the while he's making a bad impression on his prime target market by coming on here and playing the "Poor me" song over and over again.

 

[sawinredneck]

Well hi Dan! I see you felt the need to comment, even though it's so stupid, love the way you tagged it!
Can't a guy ask for help and have a little fun around here anymore? Lighten up a little, a little laughter now and again helps to heal the mind and body!

 

[hanniedog]

Sawin some people would complain if a bus load of Hooters girls broke down by their house.

 

[sawinredneck]

Hi Andy,

No pills and booze talk this time?

Hope all goes good for ya.

Just took three Advil, so I can't say no to that.

Sawin some people would complain if a bus load of Hooters girls broke down by their house.

My luck they'd all be blondes, I don't like blondes:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[TraditionalTool]

Other than the poking an eye out, I like it!

Ok, let's forget about poking your eye out, we'll get you a new house some other way.

But I'm thinking to bring a whole prime rib, so that you have something to eat while I'm doing all that work for you, that way you'll have something to eat and drink, you know how hungry and thirsty one gets when watching someone else work, I don't want that happening while I bust my hump getting all that wood stacked.

Maybe a nice bottle of Macallans 25 so you have something to sip on while you wash it down with the import beer? The nice one with the leather straps around the wooden box...

 

[sawinredneck]

I'm good with cheap beer and cheap whiskey! I can probably cook depending on how I feel that day! I might even share some with you, I'm not totally greedy!
Not sure I want the new house though, more I think about that, the more the county and state are going to raise my property taxes, then I'm having to come back here and beg for money to pay my taxes.
So if you'd just side my house while you are here, that would work.
Think you can get here tomorrow? I've got three ricks to go out, two this weekend, one next week, so if you could get here that quick, it would really help!:biggrinbounce2:

 

[THALL10326]

I'm good with cheap beer and cheap whiskey! I can probably cook depending on how I feel that day! I might even share some with you, I'm not totally greedy!
Not sure I want the new house though, more I think about that, the more the county and state are going to raise my property taxes, then I'm having to come back here and beg for money to pay my taxes.
So if you'd just side my house while you are here, that would work.
Think you can get here tomorrow? I've got three ricks to go out, two this weekend, one next week, so if you could get here that quick, it would really help!:biggrinbounce2:

Merry Christmas Red, how'd the hell ya been ole boy. Back bothering ya still, you'll be ok, grab a maul and meet me at the woodpile,:hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:

 

[banshee67]

whatever bit of humor there was in this thread, you guys killed it 4 pages ago with redundancy

 

[sawinredneck]

Hey Tom! I did try the maul thing, ONCE! The pain was indescribable! I got three logs split up and put the maul back in the garage!:hmm3grin2orange:

Sorry I'm so boring Banshee! Add some of your own humor if you like! Hell, I'm not afraid to laugh at myself, no reason anybody else should be either! Like most of my threads, there really isn't a specific topic, so it can't get derailed! How cool is that?:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[THALL10326]

Hey Tom! I did try the maul thing, ONCE! The pain was indescribable! I got three logs split up and put the maul back in the garage!:hmm3grin2orange:

Sorry I'm so boring Banshee! Add some of your own humor if you like! Hell, I'm not afraid to laugh at myself, no reason anybody else should be either! Like most of my threads, there really isn't a specific topic, so it can't get derailed! How cool is that?:hmm3grin2orange:

Well I've only got 22 cords here for YOU to work on. I reckon if ya back is all messed up your no good in the sack anymore and ya wife is probably unsatisfied. Lucky for you my back is awesome, in great shape. You keep at it working that maul, I'm gonna head on over to your house, thats right, what are freinds for right, :hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange::hmm3grin2orange:

 

[banshee67]

lol.. its not just YOU redneck, its the redundancy of pretty much this SAME thread being created over and over... coupled with DH1984 and his "i need a stihl" threads that he makes every couple months.. its like the dam twilight zone or groundhogs day with bill murray
it starts with someone making a thread begging for something, and ends with 5 threads bashing the guy in a low key sort of way lol

"Hi im reporting live.... i need a stihl for under $100.."

 

[sawinredneck]

Now you see Tom, that right there is a good man! Yeah, we tried the sex thing, man did that not go well
But you aren't dealing with another one of your 23yo floozies here! Gotta remember, this poor gal has been married to me for 17 1/2 years, she's gotten used to being disappointed :hmm3grin2orange:

That's all the more reason to have some fun with this Banshee! It started as a train wreck, it's just fun from here on!

 

[THALL10326]

Now you see Tom, that right there is a good man! Yeah, we tried the sex thing, man did that not go well
But you aren't dealing with another one of your 23yo floozies here! Gotta remember, this poor gal has been married to me for 17 1/2 years, she's gotten used to being disappointed :hmm3grin2orange:

That's all the more reason to have some fun with this Banshee! It started as a train wreck, it's just fun from here on!

Red you can put that maul down now and head on home. Ya wife is all giggles and smiles and she's fixing you a great big supper. No need to thank me man, least I could do. Oh she wanted to know if I'd be so kind to stop by while your at the doc getting your back checked, I told her why of course, anything to help a ole buddy out, enjoy that supper now ya hear,LOLOLOLOL

 

[sawinredneck]

I'm feeling the love Tom, feeling the love!:deadhorse:

 

[THALL10326]

I'm feeling the love Tom, feeling the love!:deadhorse: