ms361 facts

[GNAR13]

Just passing time with a few fun facts about the most beloved of saws. Feel free to add some more....

1) The first ms361 was pulled from a stone by Andreas Stihl

2) You don't have to cut down trees with an ms361..when they see it coming, they bow to it

3) The engine note from a 361 can cause women to faint with exitement and can put a crying baby to sleep

4) Everyone already knows that 361's cures cancer, baldness, and E.D.

5) The exhaust from a 361 patches holes in the ozone layer

6) A simple carb adjustment will turn you 361 into a time macine

7) Chuck Norris trims his beard with an ms361

 

[windthrown]

In think that the 361 can save the failing economy. I mean, look at all the banks. None of them have a 361, and look what happened!

 

[Adam in VA]

A Stihl MS361 can bring world peace

 

[Adam in VA]

The three guarantees in life: Death, Taxes, and the Stihl MS361

 

[wood4heat]

Some things never change around here.

 

[windthrown]

A Stihl MS361 can bring world peace

Visualize whirled peas... with a 361 and any type of bar and chain, that would be easy.

 

[Adam in VA]

If you throw a chainsaw into the lake and it walks on the water, then it muct be an MS361...............That's just some of what I've heard

 

[Adam in VA]

"Whirled Peas" I love it windthrown!

 

[FELLNORTH]

It Helped Me Get My Wife Pregnant, Twice

 

[windthrown]

If you throw a chainsaw into the lake and it walks on the water, then it muct be an MS361...............That's just some of what I've heard

I heard that if you throw a 361 at Lake (AKA: Andy), he will walk off with it.

 

[windthrown]

It Helped Me Get My Wife Pregnant, Twice

I found that if I slept with my 361, it helped keep my GF from getting pregnant. So it is effective at birth control as well.

 

[chainsawwhisperer]

It Helped Me Get My Wife Pregnant, Twice

So, the 361 does cure E-D. :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[Adam in VA]

The Stihl MS361 was the second shooter on the grassy knoll

 

[Adam in VA]

The Sithl MS361 helped the Eqyptians build the great pyramids

 

[2000ssm6]

Good to see the 361 is alive and well.:hmm3grin2orange:

 

[GNAR13]

If the terminator had had a 361, there wouldn't have been T2 or T3

Remember in Star Wars when the photon torpedoes blew up the death star? Well, photon torpedo is just another way of saying ms361

If the Romans had an ms361, Rome would have been built in a day :hmm3grin2orange:

 

[Adam in VA]

1. Sir Edmund Hillary wasn't the first person to conquer Everest, it was an MS361

2. Charles Lindbergh wasn't the first man to cross the Atlantic solo, it was the MS361

3. On the 8th day God created the MS361

4. The MS361 killed off the dinosaurs

 

[Adam in VA]

The Great Wall of China wasn't built to keep the Mongols out, it was built to "try" and keep the Stihl MS361 in.

 

[Adam in VA]

The MS361 shot J.R. Ewing........That's enough for me now guys, I'll check back later.

 

[GNAR13]

The ms361 runs best with a 1:1 mix of adrenalin and testosterone