ms361 facts

[1rockinacman]

And the MS361 said. " Let there be light "

 

[Adam in VA]

Superman's father didn't send Superman from Krypton to save the Earth. Superman's father sent an MS361 to protect Earth and Superman was simply MS361's dorky friend who tagged along. The comic book and all the movies are simply a government conspiracy to hide the true power and responsibility that the MS361 has over this portion of the universe.

 

[bigjake]

Area 51 is were the plans are kept for the 361. And The aliens came from
the future to stop production of it like the Terminator .

 

[firecat]

Using two 361s on the same tree would be like the Ghostbusters crossing the streams of their proton guns. "Imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light!" -Dr. Egon Spengler

 

[FELLNORTH]

The Ms 361 Could, If You Wanted It To, Uncut Everything It Has Cut, But Why Would You Want To De That?

 

[Adam in VA]

An MS361 can make Rosie O'Donnel attractive......HA Beat that!

 

[FELLNORTH]

I'm Out... Cant Beat That...

 

[Orange Hill]

Just bought a 361 a few months ago. What a saw. I feel the power getting better as it gets broke in. Has anybody modded the muffler on one of these? Thought about giving it a whirl. Havn't modded a muffler before. Is there a real advantage? In the past I've tried not to stear to far from stock. Just curious if it would shorten the lif span and if it was worth the effort.

Back in 1980 my uncle decided to fully mod his MS 361 and took it out to Mt. St. Helens to see if it would cut...haven't heard from him since.

 

[Adam in VA]

Back in 1980 my uncle decided to fully mod his MS 361 and took it out to Mt. St. Helens to see if it would cut...haven't heard from him since.

That's a good one Orange Hill

 

[Orange Hill]

MS 361's iPod broke and Steve Jobs got cancer. Coincidence?

 

[Orange Hill]

A dodo bird once let loose on a MS 361...once.

 

[Adam in VA]

An MS361 fell off a freighter in the Indian ocean in December 2004........ Suspiciously a few minutes later the Mega Tsunami hit

 

[Orange Hill]

Poland borrowed Hitlers MS 361 without asking back in '39 and Neville Chamberlain offered to replace it with a 359 XP...WWII.

 

[Adam in VA]

An MS361 is so bad-a$$ it picks it's nose with a tree spade

 

[Orange Hill]

Back in 1908 a Russian logger bought a new MS 361 to cut some fire wood and got a bit carried away. It is now know as The Tunguska Event. The 'event' leveled over an estimated 80 million trees over 2,150 square kilometers. And that was with a dull chain and no bar oil.

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[Orange Hill]

Pangea used to be a super continent until the MS 361 came along; he didn't like his neighbors.

 

[Orange Hill]

In December 2012 two MS 361's are scheduled to fight which just happens to be the end of time according to the Mayan calendar.

 

[Net-Knight1]

The M1 Abrams Tank is powered by two 361 engines...

 

[Adam in VA]

The MS361 took a piss one day. That stream of urine turned in to the Colorado River and formed the Grand Canyon.

 

[TreePointer]

I once tried to play 3-6-1 in the daily lottery, but the Lotto computer split cleanly in half when the clerk entered it. Left a nice pile of silicon chips on the floor, too.