Need some hillbilly opinions.

[beerman6]

AMATURES!!!!!

Bailing wire the new radiator in, take a sawzall, cut out the front fenders to allow a set of gumbo muddrs to clear on the front, the bigger, the better!
Take off the trunk, then sawzall across the roof right behind the front seats and cut off the rear pillars, remove the roof. Remove the back seat and rear carpet, LEAVE THE CARPET IN THE FRONT!!! Cut out the rear seat support and the trunk lip down as low to the bumper as you can!
The rear tires don't mean jack, I've seen them drive without them.
Take whatever you have lying around, tubing, re-bar, whatever and build a quasi roll cage/roof support and put some chicken wire, cattle fence whatever across the backside of that.
You MUST leave the stereo in and it MUST work, same as the heat and A/C. Just so you can SHOW that it does work!
Put the gumbos on the font, then a set of tire chains and you have a new wood hauler!

been there done that...with a VW Golf.

 

[hoot gibson]

AMATURES!!!!!

Bailing wire the new radiator in, take a sawzall, cut out the front fenders to allow a set of gumbo muddrs to clear on the front, the bigger, the better!
Take off the trunk, then sawzall across the roof right behind the front seats and cut off the rear pillars, remove the roof. Remove the back seat and rear carpet, LEAVE THE CARPET IN THE FRONT!!! Cut out the rear seat support and the trunk lip down as low to the bumper as you can!
The rear tires don't mean jack, I've seen them drive without them.
Take whatever you have lying around, tubing, re-bar, whatever and build a quasi roll cage/roof support and put some chicken wire, cattle fence whatever across the backside of that.
You MUST leave the stereo in and it MUST work, same as the heat and A/C. Just so you can SHOW that it does work!
Put the gumbos on the font, then a set of tire chains and you have a new wood hauler!

that sounds like way to much work . if your going to go through all that you might as well find a job .

 

[BlueRidgeMark]

That suspension would not be able to handle that kind of fun, heck it cant handle the normal pot holes that show up during winter. That car is a TURD.

You are being insulting to turds!


If you need an engine for something (like a generator), pull it for that. Otherwise, watching paint dry is better use of your time.

 

[mga]

A buddy who owns a large boneyard sez Neon parts are one of his biggest seller...bought 6 at an online auction last winter, made $5K off of them in 2 weeks....

heh....i was gonna suggest either selling parts or just calling the junk yard.

 

[LD1]

If ya live close to the lake you could contact the dnr and see if they want to sink it to make an artifical reef

 

[savageactor7]

It was made to be a disposable car...so it served its purpose.

 

[Fishhead]

Did anyone metion


DEMO DERBY!!!!?

Take the prize money and try to win your sweet heart one of those big teddy bears at the fair.

 

[hoot gibson]

i think fishhead has the best idea . it sure would make her proud . h

 

[streeter]

AMATURES!!!!!

Take off the trunk, then sawzall across the roof right behind the front seats and cut off the rear pillars, remove the roof. Remove the back seat and rear carpet, LEAVE THE CARPET IN THE FRONT!!! Cut out the rear seat support and the trunk lip down as low to the bumper as you can!
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To much work.......grab a 12 and head to the nearest truck stop......finish your 9th beer....drive around and look for trailers that meet you roof removal need, 10th beer should be open by now........get atleast a 500ft running start and remove the roof. Do NOT forget to lay down tho! You should open beer 11 and admire your custom work

Gotta save beer 12 for the ride to your buddies house:greenchainsaw:

 

[StihltheOne]

AMATURES!!!!!

Take off the trunk, then sawzall across the roof right behind the front seats and cut off the rear pillars, remove the roof. Remove the back seat and rear carpet, LEAVE THE CARPET IN THE FRONT!!! Cut out the rear seat support and the trunk lip down as low to the bumper as you can!
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To much work.......grab a 12 and head to the nearest truck stop......finish your 9th beer....drive around and look for trailers that meet you roof removal need, 10th beer should be open by now........get atleast a 500ft running start and remove the roof. Do NOT forget to lay down tho! You should open beer 11 and admire your custom work

Gotta save beer 12 for the ride to your buddies house:greenchainsaw:

You forgot to Holler at yer buddies as you floor it. HEY WATCH THIS!!!!

 

[Tree Pig]

AMATURES!!!!!

Take off the trunk, then sawzall across the roof right behind the front seats and cut off the rear pillars, remove the roof. Remove the back seat and rear carpet, LEAVE THE CARPET IN THE FRONT!!! Cut out the rear seat support and the trunk lip down as low to the bumper as you can!
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To much work.......grab a 12 and head to the nearest truck stop......finish your 9th beer....drive around and look for trailers that meet you roof removal need, 10th beer should be open by now........get atleast a 500ft running start and remove the roof. Do NOT forget to lay down tho! You should open beer 11 and admire your custom work

I dont think its a good idea for us to advocate that someone gets drunk and drives their car under a tractor trailer they could get hurt.

Give your buddy a 12 pack then talk him in to doing it. You wont get hurt and you can find a great spot to watch from.

 

[gink595]

Turn a profit with it, so many people are upside down in their car loans and have lost their jobs and or very little income. People need to unload these financial burdens, so for maybe for fifty dollars you could drive the Neon into their car and total out their cars so they can in return sell them to their insurance companies and recover some of their azz. It would be like winning the local demo derby everytime. How satifsfying would that be? Just don't claim it on your taxes and use a alias

 

[arhillbilly]

theres some good answers, but you really shouldn't cut the body up, carefully remove it in 1 peice, place it in your front yard and tie a bluetick to it for his house, then tie wire a new radiator in and drive off

 

[JAM]

Lawn ornament, right next to the broken toilet and the stack of old tires.

 

[J.W Younger]

just remember that thing is a unibody if you cut any sheet metal that thing will fold like lawn chair with a fat lady in it.

 

[hoot gibson]

just remember that thing is a unibody if you cut any sheet metal that thing will fold like lawn chair with a fat lady in it.

great younger!! you must have seen the pictures of my wife at her family reunion . hoot

 

[tballard]

someone earlier said to "Jump it". I couldn't agree more. Done that a few times with junkers. Most of the time you only get one go at it...but man it's fun! Just wear a helmet.

 

[spankrz]

Beet the piss out of it until the iron price goes up and then haul it in for scrap.

i would estimate a total of 200 lbs in that entire car lol

 

[B-N]

Did anyone metion


DEMO DERBY!!!!?

Take the prize money and try to win your sweet heart one of those big teddy bears at the fair.

What if his sister doesn't like teddy bears??














we are talking about hillbilly's here!

 

[Fishhead]

Write your name with it in a corn field...