You're a good cow.
An insurance salesman rolls up to Masterminds shop.
Randy is cutting cookies and DSS is laying on his side with only one leg,a rear one.
The salesman gets Randys attention,and go'es to give him his salespitch,but can't get the site of DSS laying on the ground with one leg out of his mind,So his curiosity gets the best of him and he asks Whats with the cow with one leg?
The monkey answers...well you see i was porting a bunch of saws for a GTG,working late to build a killer 660 with an aftermarket jug that i was planing to kick some OEM ass with anyhow the fumes of aluminum,cow pies,and stale ethenol got to me and i passed out.
The cow came in and grabed my t-shirt and pulled me to safety.Thats a good cow.
So the salesman asks again.But whats with the one leg?
The monkey replies Well i was testing a revived 084 that showed up in a garbage bag,had to get some real wood so we had this big oak tree brought in,bigger than we ever had,collapsed my saw buck and rolled on me,thought i was a goner big old 084 belching exhaust in my face arms pinned by the oak losing conscience when the cow comes over and lifts the tree with his horns and pulls me out.Thats a good cow.
Salesman says,You still haven't answered my question,with all the lack of oxygen you'v experianced did you loose some brainpower?Whats the deal on the one leg?
Randy says i'm getting to that.I went on vaction with my wife and while i was gone the chainsaw terroists tried to destroy my shop by covering it in Mini Macs.It would have been the end of life as i know it,but the cow caught wind of the plan and changed my address and all the mini mac's ended up in Ohio somewhere.Thats a good cow.
Salesman is pissed now,getting redder than a Jred.Will you just answere my question?
The monkey looks at him, with a deadpan voice says A good cow like that, you don't just eat all at once.
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