A distraught woman is calling all over town for help to get a bear out of the large oak tree in her front yard. She finally gets in touch with this good ole boy who says he'll be right over to take care of it. He shows up a short time later with a ferocious looking dog in the back of his pickup. He gets out, looks over the situation and proceeds to hand the woman a shotgun. Then he starts to climb up the tree. Meanwhile, the dog is just sitting there next to the truck staring up at the bear in the tree. The woman yells out, "Wait a minute, what are you doing".
The guy spits out a big wad of chew and says, "Well, ma'am. You see, I'm gonna climb up this here tree and wrastle that bear out of there. The second that bear hits the ground, that there dog is specially trained to grab him by the kahonies and drag him around the yard till he passes out. Then I'm a gonna put him in the truck and take him outta here". He then starts to climb the tree again.
The woman yells out once more, " But why did you give me this shotgun?"
The guy says' "Well, if I get up there and that bear somehow manages to throw me outta the tree, you shoot that damn dog."