OK, I started to post this in the "joke thread" since it was pretty amusing to me for a few minutes, but since we're on this subject, I decided to put it here.
A few minutes ago I did my pre bedtime routine this time of year, which is to stoke up the stove/s so we'd have some good coals in the wee hours of the morning. First, I filled up the Buck Stove and adjusted the dampers using a giant paperclip type device to stop the flue damper just before full shut. For some reason the last notch allows a little smoke back in the room. Anyway, I then filled up the cast iron stove downstairs and gave it a little air to get things going good before closing the dampers down for the night. I needed one more piece to fill up the box so I chose a round to top it off. Unfortunately the round was a good bit bigger on one end than the other, and it had a short limb sticking out which was not cut off flush. This made it impossible to fit in the already full box but it didn't mean the new piece couldn't catch on fire in the process - which it did
I pulled it out and set it on the tile floor, small end up, while I tried to rearrange the wood in the stove so it would fit. This routine was repeated three or four times until I gave up and got a smaller piece. Now the piece was burning on one end and smoldering on the sides. So I had no choice but to put on gloves and haul it upstairs to put in the larger stove.
Has anyone else had to move burning firewood around their house